Jan 18, 2015

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode 11 - Episode Recap: Divide and Ki-Ki

Happy Sunday, y'all! It's time for another episode recap of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.  This episode was entitled "Divide and Ki-KI" and there was so much division between the cast, it is getting sort of annoying. I don't want to see grown women throw shade and read each other all night long. Can't we all just get along?

The episode picks back up at dinner where Nene Leakes was talking about Claudia Jordan's walls being blown out. The ladies exchanged more insults including Claudia saying that people are checking for her in Atlanta and that's why Nene is so bothered.

Can someone explain to me why Nene hates everyone? She's had major issues with each and every cast member. She has no friends and she's not loyal. Porsha Stewart Williams was sitting up there laughing like everything Nene said was so damn funny, but she needs to watch her back. As soon as Porsha's hair line blows up (don't laugh y'all, I'm being serious) Nene will find a reason to hate her. She can't stand it when someone is more successful than she is. 

#TeamPretty a.k.a. Cynthia Bailey, Kenya Moore, Demetria McKinney and Claudia leave the uglies to themselves at the dinner table. Claudia apologizes to Demetria for ruining her dinner. The other ladies were secretly happy that Claudia said everything about Nene that they had been thinking all this time.

Demetria feels bad for talking crap about Phaedra Parks and her convict husband, Apollo Nida.

How beautiful is Demetria?!

Demetria felt like she was in the wrong but honestly, I don't think she needed to apologize to Phaedra. Phaedra was the one who started the whole back-and-forth by talking mess about Demetria's singing career and asking her if she had ever did crack.

Either way, the ladies hugged it out and now they are bff's (until the next verbal smack down).

What the hell does Kandi have on? Did you see when she joined the other ladies outside for salad, Porsha's eyes went directly to Kandi's midsection like o_0  Kandi is dead wrong for that two-piece. Every trend ain't for everybody boo.

#TeamPretty effortlessly slaying, per usual!

Kandi wants to hold a Bedroom Kandi re-do since the last event got ruined by her friend claiming to have dated Roger Bobb. I'm so tired of Kandi and her stupid events. You're a freak, we get it. Now take your toys and go!!

The ladies play hot potato with a dildo. Luckily for Claudia, Nene was playing nice on this night.

Team Ugly goes to the beach and Phaedra had the audacity to wear another fishnet cover-up. Jesus fix it!

Nene actually feels bad for the way she acted at the dinner. You know she only felt that way because Claudia probably hurt her little feelings. She wasn't expecting for ol' girl to come for the jugular like that!

The ladies are on their way to Demetria's big performance. Nene tells everyone that she would never downplay their accolades and that she is giving everyone two tickets to her new Cinderella play on Broadway. The ladies all clap for Nene and they are truly happy for her. Claudia tells Nene that she wishes she could be just as happy for everyone else and their accolades (accolades was the word of the day apparently). 

Nene apologizes for the way she acted and Claudia apologizes too, but she's still upset about Nene calling her a wh*re. This is when Porsha chimes in. Oh, Porsha....

Porsha pretty much tells Claudia to accept the apology and keep it moving. Claudia, for whatever reason, mentions that Porsha is dating a married African and he was the one who bought her the Rolls Royce (which she has now been forced to sell). 

Look at ol' messy Kandi. You know she can't wait to get home and tell midget Todd all the juicy tea.

Kenya and Claudia asks Nene how she feels about Porsha dating a married men. Remember, Nene had so much to say when Kim Zolciak was dating that married guy Big Papa, and then she had her wig in a tizzy when she thought Kenya was trying to get with Apollo. But surprisingly, she doesn't care about her girl Porsha bussin it up for a married African. Hmm...interesting. 

Porsha was piiisssed that they were putting her business on front street like that! They called her out on not being able to afford the car and that the title was sent to Kordell Stewart's house and some African man's name was on it LMAO. Dumb ass Porsha, why wouldn't you get the title sent to your 8,000 square foot McMansion?

Porsha says she has her own business selling her extensions and Claudia busts out laughing. Porsha is like, "Well see, now you're not celebrating my acc-" I swear this tweedle-bird couldn't remember how to pronounce "accolades" so she went with "accomplishments" instead lol. Then she started going on about Claudia being contradictory to her or some mess lol. Porsha is so slow. She better hope she stays decent looking for the next 20 years because I don't know how she's gonna make it in life being that damn dumb.

I guess Porsha really did own the car though. Like I said, she's now being forced to sell it after her African sugar daddy cut her off (read more here). 

Demetria can sang! I loved her song and when Da Brat came out, oh shizzzz! Took me back to '94!

What did you think of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? Are you tired of hearing the ladies argue through the whole episode or does it make the show more entertaining?


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