Jan 25, 2015

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode 12 Recap: Sour Grapes, Sour Peaches

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It's time for The Real Housewives of Atlanta episode 12 recap. What did you guys think of the show? Don't Kordell Stewart and Claudia Jordan make a cute couple? I can dig it. You know Porsha was somewhere flipping her 32 inch weave and claiming to be unbothered by tonight's episode!

Anywhore, let's get down to it...

The ladies are back from their vacation and Cynthia Bailey is giving her husband, Peter Thomas, and her sister, Malorie, the run down. Cynthia is pressed over the fact that Nene is bff's with Phaedra and Porsha now. Malorie asks her where the "friend contract" with Nene is hiding. 

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Malorie goes searching through Cynthia's office and finds the friend contract filed away. Cynthia takes it and sets it on fire to signify the end of her relationship with Nene. Whew, I'm glad that's over. Cynthia doesn't need someone like foul mouthed moose Nene in her life.

Kandi Burruss and Todd Tucker have been trying to conceive for over a year. Wait, let me correct that - KANDI has been trying to conceive for over a year. Todd doesn't seem to concerned with procreating with his wife at all. 

Dr. Jackie needs a sperm sample from Todd and she asks him if he can fill up the big mandingo sample cup. Wow, how professional of her.

Peter Thomas is at it again. This man has managed to get Kordell Stewart to become business partners with him at his new business in Charlotte, North Carolina called Sports One Bar & Lounge. The place is still in business (surprisingly) and they have decent reviews on yelp so I guess Peter is doing something right (this time).

Cynthia asks Claudia and Kenya Moore if they will take the 3 hour road trip with her to Sports One's grand opening. The ladies say yes. Not sure why Cynthia couldn't just ride with her husband but whateva.

Phaedra receives notice that Apollo Nida has been given the date to turn himself into the federal prison. Phaedra remains unbothered by the entire situation. 

This scene of Apollo spending time with Dylan and Ayden would have been so heartwarming if Apollo wasn't a skeezy fraudster. His kids are the ones that will suffer because of his selfishness. 

Ayden is so cute and so smart. One thing you can't deny, Phaedra is a good mother. Her kids are so well-behaved unlike other kids on reality t.v. (*cough* *cough* Milania Giudice *cough*). 

This scene was  like the road trip from hell. I'm already a nervous passenger, but riding with Kenya would have me looking for the nearest exit. She's so damn extra and over the top. It's like she took too many meds or not enough meds, I can't figure it out yet. Claudia looked annoyed as hell too. She probably wanted to put a muzzle on that crazy lady.

Kandi wants the girls to help her remove all the junk food from the house so she can get her womb ready for a baby. Riley tells Kandi that she's too old to have kids at 38. Um, okayyy.

I damn near fell out my chair when Riley said she was only 11-years-old. What in the hulkomania hell are they feeding the babies in Atlanta? I legit thought Riley was at least 13 or 14. But 11???? 11??!!! Nope, I refuse.

Kandi wants Kaela and Riley to hang out more but Riley doesn't think they have much in common since she's 11 and Kaela is 18. It kinda makes sense though. Kandi needs to stop trying to force these two to be buddy-buddy. Either it will happen or it won't. 

You see what I mean? This nut was twirling through the sunroof of the car. Smh, doing too much Kenya. Doing.too.much.

Somebody please confirm that Riley is 11. I'm so serious right now. How is she almost taller than Todd, a grown man? This ain't right.

The family goes go kart racing and while standing outside of the venue, a white corvette pulls up and it's Todd's birthday present. He didn't seem too excited, it was kinda like he wasn't feeling the car. Maybe the color was too flashy for him?

Either way, it's hard to appreciate things when you don't work for them and earn them yourself. And by "work" I don't mean banging Kandi every night. 

Todd really didn't give a crap about the car which is evident when he wrecked it no more than two days  later (read more here). 

Sports One looks like a big ol' mobile home. Peter picks the worst locations I tell ya.

The ladies are late to the event but when they arrive, Claudia recognizes Kordell from when she moved to LA in the 90s. Do y'all think Kordell already sampled Claudia? They seemed to have a lot of chemistry.

They would make a cute couple but I hate how Peter and Kenya were trying to force them to date. Like come on, this ain't high school. 

I think Peter wanted Claudia for himself because he called her "so cute" about 50-11 times. Cynthia was like "ok, she ain't that cute" LOL.

Well unfortunately, it looks like the Claudia and Kordell romance will never happen. The two are just friends.

Whatever, Claudia! Stay single with your busted cl*t !

What did you think of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? Leave a comment below!


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