October 2, 2014

Teresa & Joe Giudice Sentenced to Federal Prison - Couple Will Both Serve Time in Jail

I don't care what anyone says, I have been dreading this day for the longest time. As y'all know, I'm a big Teresa Giudice fan. Yeah, yeah, I know she's full of crap. I know she and her husband struggle with telling the truth on that dry azz housewives show. But, at the end of the day, I genuinely like Teresa so this news completely sucks. Stick a dagger in my black heart because I almost shed a tear when I heard the sentencing news...

Real Housewives of New Jeresey's Joe and Teresa Giudice showed up to court early today and the sentencing hearing was dragged on for HOURS. Seriously, Joe was sentenced at about noon eastern time and Teresa didn't receive her fate until 4:30 p.m. eastern. In the end, the couple will both be doing time in the federal pen. Teresa received 15 months for the part she played in defrauding the federal government and Juicy Joe got a whopping 41 months. Teresa is scheduled to turn herself in on January 5th, 2015. At least she gets to spend the holidays with her girls?

September 19, 2014

Keyshia Cole Gets Arrested for Assaulting Birdman's Side Piece

Yes, you read that right. No, you're not dreaming.

In this week's episode of dusty has-been R&B singers gone wild, Keyshia Cole was arrested in Los Angeles for assaulting Birdman's side piece. Okay, where do I begin with this one *takes deep breath*.

September 11, 2014

Teresa & Joe Giudice List their New Jersey Home for Sell

Say "buh-bye" to the deluxe Jersey McMansion!

With their federal case sentencing just around the corner, Teresa and Juicy Joe Giudice have done what they probably should have done years ago: they have listed their gaudy Franklin Lakes home for sell.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars are knee deep in some shyt in case you forgot (read more here). The couple have taken a plea deal and sources believe that Teresa will get probation while Joe will most likely be locked up for at least two years. Teresa will be a single mother while Joe is away so she really doesn't need a 6,500 square foot home (I'm laughing at the thought of the Giudice's even thinking that building this home was a good idea. So tacky y'all.)

The home is worth about $1.2 million but in typical Teresa fashion, they have listed the residence for $3.99 million dollars. I wonder how much of that money will be used to pay off their debts?

The couple is scheduled to be sentenced on October 2nd and I don't know what I would do if Tre gets locked up. I can't stand her lying azz some times but she's my favorite on the show! I can't even see myself watching the series anymore if she's not there. How about you?

What do you think about Teresa and Joe putting their Franklin Lakes Home on the market?

September 7, 2014

Love & Hip Hop New York's Kimbella: Plastic Surgery Before & After Pictures

What in the Tan Mom, over-sized melons, used to "look pretty" hayle did Kimbella do to herself? I used to really like her but now, I'm revoking my stan card. Not only did she get her breast inflated, she also got fat transfer from her love handles to her butt, a tummy tuck, and *possibly* a nose job (not sure on that one so don't quote me).

Remember when Kimbella made her debut on Love & Hip Hop New York? She was the one that wasn't scared of nobody. She stood up to ol' grouchy menopausal Chrissy Lampkin and subsequently got dragged across a hotel room. Kimbella actually looked like a normal human being back then but now, smh...I have no words for this! Check out these before and after photos of this poor child. Let's start a prayer circle for her self esteem while we're at it.

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Momma Dee Has a Tooth Malfunction During Performance

Mucho embarrassing! 
Momma Dee of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta had a major denture malfunction while performing her song "I Deserve" in front of an unsuspecting crowd.
Lil' Scrappy's mother was about to perform a 26 minute set during her single release party. Um, wayamin', this geriatric bird with her non-singing azz was on stage for 26 minutes for a SINGLE release party? She couldn't even find the time to record a whole album so she is torturing us with an extended version of "I Deserve"? Jesus be a pair of earplugs!
Anywaydoe, the snaggletoof self-proclaimed Queen of the Souf should have used some extra Poligrip that night because her denture completely pop, locked, and dropped right out of her mouth...and it was all caught on tape!

August 26, 2014

Video: Love & Hip Hop New York's Joe Budden Wanted by Police for Beating Ex-Girlfriend

NYPD has launched a manhunt for Love & Hip Hop New York's Joe Budden. The New Jersey rapper has been accused of brutally assaulting and robbing his ex-girlfriend Audely in Washington Heights.  Budden allegedly drove to a restaurant at 4:30 a.m. on Sunday, grabbed his ex and forced her into his car. He began to beat her in the car and stole her cell phone. Budden was allegedly upset that Audely had been with another man.

August 24, 2014

Kevin Hart Proposes to Eniko Parrish While His Ex-Wife Torrei Hart Weeps

This is a super late post but your girl's been busy! Did anyone else watch the Atlanta Exes' premier last week? What did you think of Torrei Hart's allegations against Kevin Hart and his wandering/cheating peen?

Torrei Hart, ex-wife of comedian Kevin Hart, made her television debut on VH1's Atlanta Exes on August 18th. Torrei broke down on camera as she described how Kevin had cheated on her. As the show was airing, Kevin Hart proposed to his girlfriend/mistress of five years, Eniko Parrish, and posted the pictures all over his Instagram in an obvious attempt at overshadowing his ex's allegations.

What do you think of the Kevin Hart and Torrei Hart's divorce situation? Was Kevin wrong for leaving his wife of eight years after he made it in Hollywood?

Music: "The Truth" by Blah of Points of Ellipsis

August 18, 2014

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta - Season Finale Episode Recap

Is it just me or is this series getting progressively worse and worse? Love & Hip Hop Atlanta went from being my favorite hood novella into an overly-scripted snooze fest. I think Mona Scott-Young needs to throw in the towel on this show. It's had it's run and now it's over, cue the violins, pour out a little cognac, release some balloons into the sky, it's a damn wrap. You know they will squeeze out another season (or two or three) because all the Z-listers on this tragedy need them VH1 checks.

August 12, 2014

Orlando Scandrick Pops Molly with Draya and Gets Suspended from the NFL

Jesus be some common sense!

Dallas Cowboy's Orlando Scandrick has just been suspended for the first four games of the NFL season after testing positive for molly. Orlando told the NFL that he took a trip to Mexico earlier this year with his ex-girlfriend, Basketball Wives Draya Michele. An unknown substance was placed in his drink and Orlando swears he had no idea what it was and was unaware that it was one of the NFL's banned substances. Sources are reporting that Draya insisted that the substance was not banned and that Orlando would be fine.

Sings *these hoes ain't loyal*

August 10, 2014

Todd Tucker Has Already Wrecked His Birthday Gift

Ain't this some mess? Kandi Burruss surprised her husband of four months with a brand new Corvette Stingray.  The car, that starts at $65,000 is quite the whip for the unemployed father of one, don't you think?

Kandi presented the car to Todd Tucker with a big red bow on the hood as the sugar baby cheesed for pictures in his new ride. But, no more than two days later, Kandi posted on Instagram that Todd had already wrecked the fancy car. Kandi must have felt the heat from her Instagram followers because she deleted the post. However, she did manage to tweet the following:

@todd167 hasn't even had his car a week & he already f*#%ed it up! The garages [sic] door scraped…”

This is what happens when you don't have to work for something, someone hands it to you, and you don't really appreciate it so you wreck it. Shyt, he probably couldn't even see over the steering wheel smh. 

You know Kandi will have to come out of pocket to pay for the repairs as Todd will whisper sweet nothings in her ear to keep the gifts rolling in. Let me find out Mama Joyce was right all along about this dwarf.

What do you think of Todd wrecking his brand new car?

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kandi Burruss' Post-Wedding Weight Gain

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kandi Burruss hasn't even been married for more than six months and she has already packed on the post-wedding pounds.

Kandi married Todd Tucker in April 2014 and from recent pictures that were posted on her Instagram, the new bride is already looking quite hefty, don't you think?

New pictures of Kandi after the jump.

August 8, 2014

Draya Michele and Orlando Scandrick Have Broken Up (Again) - Read All the Juicy Details

I swear, these two break up every other month, but it looks like they haven broken up for good this time around.

She tried y'all, she really tried it this time. Basketball Wives L.A. and Blame Draya star Draya Michele was really working hard for that wifey title. She was covering up her lady lumps, going to the zoo with boyfriend Orlando Scandrick and his kids, finally spending time with her own son, and wearing panties for the first time in years. But in the end, this relationship is done, in the toilet, flush it and watch it swirl, baby.

It all started on Instagram (duh, did you think this relationship would end any other way?). Draya was recently in Oxnard, California at the Cowboy's training camp to watch her man work out. Everyone thought the couple was back together and everything was fine. Welp, Draya shocked everyone when she made this announcement last night to all of her followers.

Click more to see the announcement.

August 3, 2014

Hollywood Exes' Nicole Murphy Ends Her Relationship with Michael Strahan

Wow, I'm so shocked, I didn't see this one coming at all *sarcasm* 

After a five-year engagement and not a peep or inclination of the twosome ever walking down the aisle, Michael Strahan and Nicole "Body of a Goddess Face from Hell" Murphy have finally officially thrown in the towel on their relationship.  The breakup was announced just days before Strahan was set to be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame. I'm sure people would have been asking "where's Nicole?" so it was best for them to announce their breakup before the ceremony.

To be honest, I don't think anyone actually expected these two to get married. I mean, who the hayle stays engaged for five years (don't you dare say Evelyn Lozada or Chrissy Lampkin, those birds don't count). 

The couple is allegedly calling it quits because of the distance. Strahan is currently in New York filming "Kelly and Michael" while the Hollywood Exes' star is in Los Angeles doing only God knows what.  Apparently neither of them wanted to move to the opposite coast to make their relationship work which to me is b.s. Obviously their relationship didn't mean that damn much to them anyway.

I hope Nicole is not stressing over this breakup. Strahan talks with a lisp and he allegedly aint checkin for women anyway (seriously, if you haven't read this post, get on it!).  Nicole needs a real man by her side. I might even forgive her for that Eddie Murphy debacle if she can clean her act up and get with a real man!

Check out this video I made of Nicole and Michael. I also sprinkled in some extra juice for all the tea lovers. Thank me later!

July 29, 2014

EXCLUSIVE: Malaysia Pargo Hanging Out With Rapper Fabolous' Alleged Robbery Crew After Divorce

Disclaimer: Okay, I'll be the first to admit it, I'm an internet thug. I use my blog to say what I feel about reality t.v. shows and stars but in real life, I'm pretty meek. I understand that the subjects I write about are real people, with real lives and families to take care of. I don't mean any harm so I'm actually going to go easy on this post. Also, I'm scared shytless of some of the people involved in this fukkery. Ok, now that I got that out the way, let's get to the tea shall we? 

Basketball Wives L.A.'s Malaysia Pargo filed for divorce from her husband Jannero in March of 2014. Ever since news broke that her marriage was over, Malaysia has been out in them streets getting her gottdamn life I tell ya. You would think she was single and free. By free, I mean childless. But May-May has three children at home to take care of. Instead of taking care of home, this birdie is in Houston, New York, Atlanta a.k.a. every where that her kids aint at. About two weeks ago, an interesting picture popped up on Malaysia's Instagram. It was a picture of an unidentified female, and a guy that goes by Mr. Ruggs. Here's the picture:

July 27, 2014

Don't Be Tardy Episode Recap: Snip, Snip, Bye Bye Balls!

Kim Zolciak-Biermann got lucky tonight. Don't Be Tardy came on immediately after The Real Housewives of New Jersey so I thought I would tune in to see what Kim "No Walls" had going on. Ummm....the answer is NOT A DAMN THANG. The show is thirty minutes too long and I was immediately tired of Kim's dirty mouth cussing around her kids, cussing at her nanny, cussing at her gynecologist, cussing at her husband, cussing at her pregnant friend. This chick cannot speak a sentence without inserting a cuss world. Po' thang still has no class *shakes head*.

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