Aug 25, 2015

New York Housewife Kristen Taekman’s Husband Caught Cheating on Ashley Madison Website

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For those of you who watch the Real Housewives of New York, you may recognize Kristen Taekman and her super douchey husband, Josh, from the series. Josh was frequently filmed like he couldn't stand to be bothered by Kristen and her presence, so it's no surprise he's been busted for being a paid member of that Ashley Madison cheating website.

Ashley Madison, the "discreet" dating website that advertises towards married people who want to cheat on their spouse, had their whole entire database of paying subscribers hacked last week. Names, email addresses and credit card info from some big name subscribers of the website have slowly started to leak, and Josh's name popped up on the list according to the Daily Mail.

Josh decided he was down for some side action back in June 2011. He had 62 paid transactions on the website, and spent "thousands of dollars" buying credits so he could correspond with other members of the website. The site guarantees you will have an affair within 3 months or they will refund you your money (wtf?!) so it's obvious what Josh was up to on the site. But still, he came out and denied everything even though the email addresses used to sign up ( and were both linked back to him.

Josh was dumb enough to use a credit card in his name with a billing address of the NYC apartment he shares with Kristen.

When the news first broke, Josh denied he was a member of the site.
"I don’t understand. There’s not a shot in hell that I’m a subscriber. I have no knowledge of that this is the first I’ve ever heard of it. This is crazy. I saw it on the TV the other day about the security breach and we were laughing about it. It is what it is but somebody is definitely fraudulently using my name and number," - Josh Taekman
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Hours later, Josh came to his senses and admitted that he had signed up for the account in a joint statement he released with Kristen.
“I signed up for the site foolishly and ignorantly with a group of friends and I deeply apologize for any embarrassment or pain I have brought to my wife and family. We both look forward to moving past this and getting on with our lives,” 

Hell.naw. Josh was allegedly a paid member of the site for three damn years. So him and his boys were huddled around a computer, sending messages and making 62 paid transactions with his credit card for three years?! Boy, bye! He needs to just admit he ain't feeling his wife like that, and he paid for a jumpoff to suck the skin off that thang!

Kristen and Josh have been married for ten years and share two children together. She's been quiet on her Instagram account except for one photo thanking her fans for their support.

How much longer until I have to add her to my Real Housewives Divorce list?

Aug 22, 2015

This Week in Reality T.V. Pictures: August 16 - August 22, 2016

Check out these pictures from your favorite reality t.v. stars!

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Love & Hip Hop New York's Cyn Santana shows off her bikini body for the 'Gram.

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I have no idea what's going on in this photo of Claudia Jordan and Demetria McKinney, but let's hope Claudia's finally get some help for them feet. 

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Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Stevie J. does the rat face with his kids.

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Former Real Housewives of Atlanta's Nene Leakes is really feeling herself, huh?

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Basketball Wives L.A.'s Malaysia Pargo poses with a snake outside her Kover magazine party.

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Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kenya Moore is pretty in pink.

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Real Housewives of Atlanta's Todd Tucker spends some quality time with his daughter, Kayla.

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Love & Hip Hop New York's Diamond Strawberry trying to prove she gives a damn about her daughter. 

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Emily B snaps a pic with baby Jonas while waiting for their flight. How cute is he?!

Former Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Althea Heart: single and pregnant!

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Mama Joyce dropped some weight and is looking good! Slay a bit, mama! (She's still crazy as hell though).

Aug 21, 2015

These Reality Stars & Their Instagram Promotions Have Gone Too Far

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One thing I hate about social media is all these advertisements and promotions. It seems like it's worse on Instagram because everybody appears to be trying to push some product they've probably never even used. 

Now, I'm sure a lot of celebs do this, but I've only noticed the reality TV stars promoting these rip-off items, like waist trainers, skinny teas (a.k.a. liquid laxative that will have you in the bathroom for hours),  and those teeth whiteners. Companies are probably paying them at least $500-$1,000+ for each of these paid promotions, so I'm not hating on them for collecting coins, but when everyone is promoting the same product, it all comes across as fake! Let's take a look at the top offenders.

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Bambi and those skinny teas from hell. Don't fall for it, y'all! No amount of #2 will help you lose 20 pounds.

Oh look, there goes that teeth whitener. This time, it's Nikki Mudarris from Love & Hip Hop Hollywood talking about, "This thing makes my teeth soooo white." But doesn't she have veneers anyway? Me so confused...

Now you know Porsha Williams' teeth are fake. So how is the Real Housewives of Atlanta star using a teeth whitener on fake chompers? Don't make no sense!

Now here Bambi goes promoting some bootleg face peel smh. Does this woman ever say "no" to a gig?

Love & Hip Hop Hollywood's Hazel-E rocked a lace front all of last season, but now she wants us to believe her hair grows down to her booty with the help of Hairfinity pills? BYEEEE!

Dang it, Draya. You're running a swimsuit and clothing empire, you do not need to stoop to this level!

This chick took her tea to a botanical garden for a photo shoot. Dis tew much!

Oh what a coincidence, Draya uses Hairfinity, too! *rolls eyes*

Jesus, make it stop.

Aug 18, 2015

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Season 4 Episode 17 Recap: "I Do"

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This season went by quick! I can't believe we're finally at the final episode of season 4 of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. Episode 17 was called "I Do" to signify Momma Dee marrying Ernest for the second time, but we'll get to that later.

The episode starts off with Jessica Dime bringing Margeaux on stage for the performance that was booked by Mimi Faust. Mimi, Ariane and Stevie J's faces say it all. They were sitting there like "bish wut?" They let Jessica and Margeaux finish their little bootleg performance, and then Stevie and Mimi confronted them outside.  

Margeaux clearly isn't about this life. She was standing off to the side with her hands crossed (looking like Jackie Christie during Mehgan's fight). Jessica calls Stevie a rat face, they all start hollering at each other, and they eventually part ways with Jessica being cut from the management team.

Kaleena (? Still don't know this chick's name) is finally getting help for her postpartum depression. Her husband, Tony(?) agrees to manage her career again. Kaleena is happy because she feels like she works better with her man by her side. Yawn, these two are irrelevant. Let's hope they get cut next season.

Steebie stops by Mimi's house and tells her he wants her and their daughter, Eva, to move to L.A. with him. Mimi is hesitant because she knows if she moves to L.A., she's going to have to put up with Joseline's mess on a full-time basis. Stevie is being quiet but tells Mimi he's working on some things with his relationship, so I'm guessing he's saying he and Joseline are splitting up.

What I want to know is, what about all of Steebie's other kids? They don't get to go to L.A. too?

Margeaux shows up to the gym wearing spandex, high heels and a full face of makeup to tell her soon-to-be ex-husband Nikko that she's now eating the kitty like groceries. She's in a relationship with a woman named Merica. Let us pray she's not referring to Erica Mena because word on the streets is, she and Bow Wow may have broken up. But we'll get into that on another day.

Nikko probably hoping he can get in on the action.

Rasheeda has the grand opening for her store, Pressed, and everyone came through to celebrate.

Karlie Redd shows up and stops to say hello to Mimi and Ariane. Mimi tells Karlie that Stevie invited her and their daughter to move out to L.A. Karlie is shocked and can't wait to spill the tea to Joseline.

It's the day of Momma Dee's wedding, and both of her children are nowhere in sight. Jasmin finally shows up, but Scrappy is still late as hell.

Meanwhile, Joseline is getting ready to hit the stage for the LGBT party. Stevie doesn't show up, but Karlie does.

Instead, Stevie writes Joseline a note and has it delivered to the venue with some flowers.

Back at the venue, Momma Dee is getting ready, and since Scrappy isn't there, Bambi asks Young Joc to escort Momma Dee down the aisle. Um, what? Can't she walk herself down the aisle? Ain't nobody "giving her away" at the age of 65. Just stop.

Thankfully for Joc, Scrappy shows up right on time. 

Oh yeah, Joc and KD are back together. Is anyone surprised?

Scrappy came waddling in the venue in his white suit looking like an oversized marshmallow. The wedding was beautiful though, don't you agree?

I'm mad Momma Dee is about a foot and half taller than Ernest though. She should've went for some comfortable flats for this scene.

Momma Dee and the opportunist her husband.

And then this explain...

After Joseline rapped about her puddy cat and only God knows what else, Karlie meets her backstage to congratulate her. She tells Joseline she went to Rasheeda's boutique opening and Mimi mentioned about moving to L.A. to be with Steebie.

Joseline gets furious because Karlie always comes to her with some gossip, and she thinks she's being two-faced by hanging out with people she doesn't even kick it with. Joseline takes the roses Stevie had delivered and bopped Karlie over the head with them lmao. She tells her to get her raggedy behind out of the room and Karlie is screaming saying this is why Joseline has no real friends.

While security's holding Karlie back, Joseline is reading the letter Stevie sent her which pretty much says he's moving to L.A. by himself and Joseline can stay in Atlanta and be the single, independent woman she wants to be.

That was pretty much the end of the episode. The reunion is when the real drama's gonna pop off! Will you be watching?

Aug 16, 2015

Basketball Wives L.A. Season 4 Episode 6 Recap

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Another episode of Basketball Wives L.A. a.k.a. grown women tossing fries and spitting on each other smh. Anyway, let's get into the season 4 episode 5 recap.

So Shaunie drops by the Santa Barbara beach house (I thought she didn't do "new people"?), and she walks right into a crapstorm. Jackie Christie is wildin', Mehgan is still nursing her wound from slamming down the glass, and everyone else is trying to make sense of everything. 

Everyone's calling Jackie out for not having Mehgan's back, so she starts downing drinks a.k.a. liquid courage. Now you know what happens when Uncle Jackie gets drunk. Ish gets wild!

Jackie is trying to shift the blame on Draya, Mehgan, baby Jesus, and anybody else instead of admitting she didn't have Mehgan's back. Shyt, I've stood in the corner of many clubs when ish pops off, and I can own that. I'm not trying to walk around with a busted lip for a week and my tracks detached from my head. Nope! Why can't Jackie just admit she was in the wrong?

Jackie turns her anger towards Mehgan because she knows if she goes off on anyone else in the house, it's gonna turn into WWIII up in that piece.

Look at this crazy drunk! Something's clearly wrong with her.

Ugh, this nasty wasted broad had the nerve to spit on Mehgan. Mehgan reached for the nearest object and ended up hurling a water bottle at Jackie's back as she was running out of the room. 

Jackie comes back and squares up. Look at her chubby fists all balled up like she's bout to do something! I'm guessing Mehgan agreed not to swing on her cast mates because we already know how she got down on Bad Girls Club. But seriously, I was hoping she would give Jackie one good knock to the head.

Sir, no one cares about your damn lip!

Jackie hops on the phone and calls someone (her assistant? I can't remember). She tells the lady that Mehgan has made her so mad. She said if she puts her hands on Mehgan, she's gonna need bail money to get out of jail lol. Jackie's so nutty.

She has realized the whole house is against her, so she packs her raggedy luggage and tries to leave. Shaunie and Malaysia stop her because as much as they want her to leave, they're not about to let this chick with a .58 alcohol level get behind the wheel. Jackie's talking about she called an Uber. Girl, stop! 

Mehgan meets up with Shaunie to talk about the events that went down at the beach house.

Mehgan tells Shaunie how heated she was when Jackie spit on her. She doesn't want Jackie to think she got away with disrespecting her. Mehgan promises to get Jackie back in some way, and she might even bang Doug Christie if she gets the opportunity. Now you know that ain't about to happen. Jackie got GPS, LoJack and The Club on Doug's paynus. 

Malaysia and Brandi meet up with Angel Brinks for dinner. They're still in their feelings about Draya saying Angel was her "real friend". Malaysia asks Angel if Draya is there for her when she needs her, Angel hesitates but says Draya is there for her at times. So basically, Draya is as crappy as those "Fine Ass Girls" sweatshop tanks she be selling. 

At the end of the dinner, the ladies have finally bonded by talking about how insane Jackie is.

I had to do it all. Look at Jackie's booty! Looking like she shoved two pieces of hot water cornbread down her pants. 

I can't even remember what this whole exchange was about. All I heard was Jackie tell Draya the whole beach house blow up was her fault. See, there Jackie goes again. Deflecting and pointing fingers! Ain't she tired of being the crazy one yet?

Malaysia, Brandi and Patrice Curry (I forgot she was on the show) go to spin class in full makeup.

At the end of the class, the ladies talk about their situations. Patrice is working on forgiving her husband Eddy Curry for cheating on her, Brandi and her husband are separated, and Malaysia threw in the towel and finally divorced her no good husband Jannero. Ahh, the life of a basketball wife.

Patrice and Eddy are celebrating their son's birthday with the whole family. Patrice tells Eddy she's think about adopting Noah, the child he had outside their marriage. Patrice says the adoption process will have to wait until Eddy gets back from playing overseas.

After watching this scene, I felt an inkling of remorse for writing my in-depth post about these two.

Read my scorching hot tea about Patrice and Eddy here

Every couple goes through some mess at some point, and I'm not going to sit here and judge Patrice for staying with Eddy despite is wandering peen. At the end of the day, she's the one who has to lay up under that, not me!

Jackie's in the gym trying to work on her fupa. 

She's such an uncoordinated mess. 

Jackie comes clean and tells Doug she spit on Mehgan at the beach house. Doug just hangs his head in shame. I don't know how he is so patient with this woman. Doug is a saint, because most men would have left years ago. Jackie must got that fire, or maybe she blackmailed him to stay with her all these years. 

Jackie meets up with Brandi to discuss the charity party. But instead of working on the details of the event, Jackie still wants to run her mouth about the events that went down at the beach house.

This whole scene was kept asking Jackie if she forgot to take her meds, but it was clear Jackie had one too many "marmosas". 

Brandi stayed and entertained this geriatric bum way too long. 

Jackie tells Brandi she's "Doug Christie's wife!" and "a boss!" Brandi laughs and says "you live in an apartment!" Hey, nothing wrong with renting an apartment, but the fact that Jackie tried to come across like some rich bytch is the reason why Brandi threw that in her face. 

Jackie tried to come back from that epic wig snatch by saying she owns nine homes. Bish where?

And then, the unthinkable happened. 

Y'all, Jackie's Cubic Zirconia said "eff this" and plopped right out the ring setting. Brandi was like "Your 'diamond' fell" and Jackie sat there with a straight face like "I know!". She had to pick up the stone off the floor. Straight dreadful!

Brandi was on Twitter tonight saying during that scene, Jackie's stone fell out multiple times lmao. How you a boss with a fake 10ct. ring? That ain't about the right!

Jackie calls Brandi a "b-", and Brandi tells her she has one last time to call her that. And you know what Jackie does? She calls Brandi a b- again smh.

Brandi gets her things to leave, but she doesn't go without throwing a basket of fries in Jackie's face LOL! Look at Jackie's "marmosa" spilling all over her fupa. 

Oh, then Jackie had the nerve to call Brandi "fat" as she was leaving. Um, crazy lady say what? Have you looked in the mirror lately? Brandi is far from fat, that's why she was completely #unbothered by the comment.

The aftermath.

More whodickery will go down next look. It looks like some of the ladies are going on vacation (they clearly haven't learned). And Tami Roman joins them so you know some mess is about to go down!

What did you think of this week's episode of Basketball Wives L.A.