Apr 15, 2015

Real Housewives of New York - Episode 2 Recap

Has anyone been watching the Real Housewives of New York? I stopped tuning in years ago. I just can't relate to these women and their beefs. 

When I heard Bethenny Frankel (Hoppy?) was coming back, I wanted to see what level of crazy she would bring to the show, and let me just say, Mommy Dearest did NOT disappoint. When she first appeared on the show, she was a little manic, she was out there, she was dating the wrong men, she had mommy issues, daddy issues, people issues, dog issues, cat issues, any kind of damn issues you can think of, but it was a controlled kind of insane. But now, this chick is officially off her rocker. I don't know what Jason even saw in her, this lady has the ability to walk on screen and the whole mood of the show just changes. She can't have a conversation without being combative, she's always the first to attack, she's emotionless in the process. It's a creepy situation.

Of course this show is so damn boring they needed to bring Bethenny back to put some life back into the series. But even though she brings some entertainment, I don't know if I will be able to make it through the season hearing Ramona Singer be delusional about her marriage and Sonja Morgan's decrepit ass walking around with no drawls on. No thank you!

What do you think about Bethenny returning to The Real Housewives of New York? 

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode Recap: Let it Go

Everytime they show Kandi Burruss and Todd Tucker's struggle relationship, I think of that Frozen song "Let it goooo, let it goooooo!" Seriously, what will it take for her to realize that this man is just not that into her? She encased herself in an extra smedium cheetah dress with her over-inflated bon bons busting out, hadn't seen her husband for two weeks and all he could talk about was having to be in L.A. for an extended period of time for work? AND THEN try to convince her to leave her 12-year-old (if she ain't the biggest pre-teen EVER) daughter back in Atlanta so she can run up under him while he "works" thousands of miles away? HELL NAW! He picked the right one though because you know Kandi won't demand that he cut back on "working" to spend time with her. 

I also read/heard somewhere that they were thinking about doing IVF to conceive a baby? Didn't Mama Joyce mention at some point that Todd had a vasectomy? I'm guessing he didn't inform his wife about his little snip snip. It kind of reminds me of the rumors about Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian. He also allegedly had a vasectomy and didn't tell Khloe about it, hence her being unable to have children. Men these days smh. 

Ummm, how pretty is Noelle? My goodness she just grew up overnight. 

This ambush at Phaedra Park's Save Our Sons event was just uncalled for. Nene "Big Foot" Leakes showed up to support Phaedra and all Claudia Jordan could talk about was the session with Dr. Jeff. My damn ladies, let it goooo! Nene is not the end all be all and her lack of camera time is a godsend. Every time her yellow neanderthal wig pops up on the screen, I take a bathroom break, refill my wine glass, tear up a hot wing etc. She is THAT irrelevant to the show. 

What did you think of this week's episode? Do you think Kandi and Todd's marriage will last?