Nov 30, 2014

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode 4 Recap: Todd is Running Kandi's Show


Kandi Burruss took so many L's on this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, I bet she's sitting at home watching herself on t.v. with that same hideous look on her face.  In case you haven't noticed, Kandi is always the one to throw rocks and then hide her hands. She has this odd way of stirring up the drama, but then playing dumb and acting like she has no idea why everyone's not getting along. 

Anywaytho, let's get to the show.


Kandi is having a conversation with her husband, Todd Tucker, who coincidentally has an office at her Kandi Factory building. Um, why? He's the first one that wants to brag about having some big time producer or editing or video recording job (I don't know what the hell that man does, do you?) and yet, he's posted up in his wife's office and trying to run shyt? Smh. Kandi looks so dumb right now *Rihanna voice* and I'm starting to think that Mama Joyce is right about Todd. He's turning out to be nothing but a user and a loser.

You Won't Believe These Before & After Pictures of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood's Nikki Mudarris' Plastic Surgery


Love & Hip Hop Hollywood's Nikki Mudarris didn't always look like a Build-A-Bear. In fact, the 24-year-old (yes, you read that right, she's 24) USC grad actually used to look like a regular human being at one point. I went scouring around the net and managed to snag a few before and pictures of Nikki before all of the plastic surgery. Enjoy!

Nov 29, 2014

This Week in Photos: Thanksgiving Day 2014 Edition


Check out these photos of your favorite reality television stars as they celebrated Thanksgiving Day with their loved ones!



Basketball Wives L.A.'s Draya Michel and her son Niko spent the day on the Dallas Cowboys' field watching her on again off again boyfriend Orlando Scandrick play. 


Real Housewives of Atlanta's Nene and Gregg Leakes went out to dinner with friends in New Jersey to celebrate the holiday. 

Nov 25, 2014

Love & Hip Hop Hollywood: Amanda Says Lil' Fizz Sleeps with Roaches. His Sister & Baby Mama Moniece Come to His Rescue



Jesus be a lost password for Instagram please! These reality television stars continuously embarrass themselves when they do dumb ish like this.

So Love & Hip Hop Hollywood's Amanda and her wonky eye thought it would be a good idea to get on her little Instagram account and go IN on Lil' Peen Fizz. You see, Amanda is upset because although Fizzy was practically begging for her to stop cheating on him so they could be a happy family, he now wants to flip the script and call her a thot.

For the slow people/newbies, a thot is "that ho over there".

Okay, so Fizz calls Amanda a thot, and she posts this message on Instagram. Fizz' baby mama, Moniece Slaughter, immediately put on her cape and came to his defense.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 1 Recap: Cast Reunion at the All White Party



Another season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is here. I'm not sure if I can do recaps for the entire season though.  Episode one was a snore-fest so I can only imagine how dull the rest of the season will be.

Anyway, let's get to the show.

Brandi Glanville meets up with Yolanda Foster at her beautiful 4 acre masion. The ladies take a walk on the beach to talk about who knows what. I was more concerned with how flat Brandi's butt looked in those shorts. Don't you need to have a booty in order to wear booty shorts?

Nov 24, 2014

Love & Hip Hop Hollywood Episode Recap: This Bird Can Swim!



Am I the only one who is obsessed with this damn show? 

Let me start off by saying that this Lil' Fizz and Nikki "Lego Body"Mudarris' romance is so fake. You know good and damn well that Nikki is messing with broke Fizz. 



Ugh, just nasty!

And did you see the way Fizz was staring at her bolted on knockers and licking his lips the entire time? Like damn, man! You've never been with a woman before or something? He was acting like a fourteen-year-old boy that just got to first base in the back seat of a short yellow school bus. He is so thirsty. Don't even get me started on the fact that ol' boy looks like a Shar-Pei


Oh stop it, I know I'm not the only one that noticed those deep wrinkles on his forehead. 

Anywaytho, what bothers me the most about Fizz is that he really wants his baby mama Moniece to be completely out of the picture. On every damn episode, this desperate bum is trying to replace her and find a new mama for his son. Come on, within two minutes he was already asking Nikki what she thought about kids!


Hazle E meets up with her old pal Teairra Mari to see if they can save their friendship. Things seemed to be going good at first, but when Hazel E asked Teairra to stop working with her ex-FWB/midget/woman beater Yung Berg and to not record her track with him, things went from 0-100 real quick!



Why is she acting like she's gonna get some radio play with that song? The only track that's gonna see the light of day for Teairra is the one sitting behind that ill-fitted lace closure on her head. 

What's funny to me is how these women are so delusional about their music careers. Please raise your hand if you have ever heard of Hazel E, Masika, or Teairra before Love & Hip Hop Hollywood aired? Okay, I've heard of Teiarra in passing but generally, ain't nobody checkin for Ray J's old porta-potty like that. 


So apparently, Moniece did an interview where she accused Lil' Fizz of beating her azzzzz *K.Michelle voice*.  Moniece didn't admit to lying, but she didn't confirm the allegations on the show either. 


Fizz got his lace panties in a knot and immediately proceeded to go off on Moniece. He called her everything but a bummy azz biatch. If the allegations were true, Moniece should have either 1) called the police or, 2) grabbed him by his 3c struggle curls and moped the floor with him. You know, kinda like what she did to Amanda *giggles*


Ray J meets up with Floyd Mayweather's old punching bag to discuss all the haters that are involved in their relationship. Ray J wants Princess Love to cut off contact with his ex-assistant Morgan because she's no longer "family". Princess is confused because Morgan was all up in their house, dog-sitting their pets and now all of a sudden, she's just supposed to cut her off? I see where Ray J is coming from though. If his business and personal relationship is over with Morgan, then Princess should have no reason to keep in contact with her. It just adds extra messiness and drama to their relationship. But ummm...something tells me that Princess loves her some drama.


Dinner got heated once Ray J told Princess he was done with their relationship. She poured not one but TWO damn glasses of wine on Ray's face. What a waste of wine. 

I hope this bird knows how to swim!

Princess keeps coming for Ray and he pushes her azz right into the swimming pool and runs off! Clean up, aisle seven!

Princess goes after Brandy's brother but she's subdued by cameramen and bodyguards. You know this can't be the first time that these two have had an altercation like this. I'm with Brandy and Sonja Norwood on this one though, Princess is no good for Ray J. Now, I'm not saying that Ray J is a damn prize or something, but clearly, he and Princess do not mesh well together.

I know I didn't touch on the Nia Riley and Soulja Boy situationI had a picture of Nia when she was pouring out her heart to Morgan and all I could focus on were Morgan's underarm sweat stains. Sure? UNSURE!

I swear this broad looks like she just ran three miles every time they put the camera on her. Anywaytho, I feel bad for Nia's loss, but you know every Love & Hip Hop series has to have a miscarriage so I'm not even sure if I believe her story line. 


What did you think of this week's episode of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood? And where the hell is Uncle Fester? He didn't make an appearance on this episode at all. Boooooo!








Nov 23, 2014

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode 2 Recap: Housewife Beefs & Divorce Attorneys


Y'all, please forgive me! I have been m.i.a. dealing with life and have completely slacked on updating the site.  I owe you guys an update and while I'm trying to get back on your good side, I decided to do a little update to the blog. What do you think? Leave a comment and let me know if you're feeling the new format!

Anywayhoe, let's get to the show...