Jul 27, 2014

Don't Be Tardy Episode Recap: Snip, Snip, Bye Bye Balls!

Kim Zolciak-Biermann got lucky tonight. Don't Be Tardy came on immediately after The Real Housewives of New Jersey so I thought I would tune in to see what Kim "No Walls" had going on. Ummm....the answer is NOT A DAMN THANG. The show is thirty minutes too long and I was immediately tired of Kim's dirty mouth cussing around her kids, cussing at her nanny, cussing at her gynecologist, cussing at her husband, cussing at her pregnant friend. This chick cannot speak a sentence without inserting a cuss world. Po' thang still has no class *shakes head*.

So on this episode, Kim and her husband Kroy Biermann are feeling the pressure after having four kids in the last two years.  Kim wants Kroy to get a vasectomy as soon as possible so they can get back to bumping uglies. At first, Kroy is like "hell naw" but then he finally gives in to Kim. Honestly, I think Kroy should have pushed Kim to get her tubes tied instead. I mean, Kroy is still young, I don't even think he's thirty yet. What if he wants to have kids after he divorces Kim? I mean, he technically only has four kids of his own. I don't know, I'm just saying, I think he might regret it down the line but that's none of my business...

Kroy gets the big snip snip and is out of commission. Kim thought she was pregnant but she actually just started ovulating so of course when Kroy is trying to recuperate, he has to deal with musty puss Kim and her over-dramatics about her uterus being in pain. The nanny is forced to take care of both Kim, Kroy and all the rest of the chirren smh. Kim still aint worth a damn I see.

What did you think of this week's episode of Don't Be Tardy or am I the only person in America that actually watched the show? Tell me what you think of Kim and Kroy in the comment section below!


  1. Wow...the most boring reality show I've seen!! I only whatched it just to be curious...ouch...I burned my eyes!!! I will not be watching it again!! I agree with you 100% , just a waste of time for BRAVO...they should be ashame!!

  2. Whew, I feel better knowing I wasn't the only one that got tricked into watching this show lol. And you're right, this show is a huge waste of time!!!

  3. Yeah, I agree with you, ole boy was stupid for getting his shyt snipped! Why would he do that? Marriage isn't ever guaranteed be it divorce or death. He's just a big pu$$y when it comes to Kim. She's running things up in their house. I know his parents thinks he's whooped like a mug. Kroy acts like he's never had a piece a$$ before Kim. She has his nose WIDE OPEN! He should have manned up and told her a$$ to get her tubes tied before he went and snipped off his manhood. Just crazy!

    But it's all good because he'll be another one paying thousands per month in child support because he couldn't resist skeeting off every year. And don't forget that he'll be paying not only for his 4 children but for Kim's older ones too because he adopted them. This joka is in for 6 children and he's clueless! Kim knows exactly what she's doing. She's milking the cow now and she will be milking the cash cow should they ever divorce which we know is coming before 2020 hits! SMH