No you’re not drunk, I know the title is kind of tricky but let me explain…
As everyone knows by now, chicken noodle-brained Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada is six months pregnant by Dodger’s baseball player (and dummy of the decade) Carl Crawford. Evelyn’s eldest daughter Shaniece is in her early 20s so it was time for Evelyn to stack some more child support checks for the next 18-years. Well, it looks like maybe she has bitten off a little more than she could chew because her baby daddy has a massive amount of fukkery brewing in his life.
Carl has a 9-year-old son and a 5-month-old daughter by another woman. Wayamin’ how you have a 5-month-old daughter and your new baby moms is 6-months pregnant? Lordty Hammercy.
The first baby mama is trying to relocate from Arizona to California and Carl is asking a judge to block her from moving. Apparently, Cali has more favorable child support laws and baby mama #1 is trying to cash in. Shyt, I don’t blame her.
If my baby daddy knocked up some doodoobird groupie I would be trying to up my child support checks too before the jersey chasing heaux took all the coins. Carl is also trying to get full custody of his two children. Earth to Evelyn, Earth to Evelyn, this will NOT end well for you either!
This entire story just cements the fact that Evelyn loses. How do you, an almost 40-year-old woman, allow yourself to be the human receptacle of athletic peen? Doesn’t she aspire to gain more out of life aside from a monthly check for pushing an innocent child out of her moldy peanut brittle vag? Doesn’t she realize that the type of men she gravitates towards is the reason why she consistently fails in all aspects of her life?
Do better, Ev!