Dec 30, 2013

Chrissy Lampkin Arrested and Charged with Aggravated Assault

How much you wanna bet she was fighting over Jim Jones?

Ex-Love & Hip Hop star Chrissy Lampkin was arrested at 2:30 a.m. in New Jersey after a bloody fight erupted. According to the New York Daily News, 42-year-old Chrissy became aggravated when a lady was sitting at the same sofa as her in a bar. The lady then allegedly bumped into someone in Chrissy's party and all hell broke loose. So we still fighting over petty shyt in 2013? Oh okay...

Chrissy was charged with aggravated assault and guess who came to her rescue and bailed her dumb azz out of jail? Her boo and fiance for life, Jimmy.

Chrissy should be ashamed of herself. She's almost 50 -years-old and still has the nerve to be up in bars fighting broads? Do better, dammit!

Mugshot and story via NY Daily News

Fashion Intermission: Get Draya Michele's Comfy Fur Look

Draya Michele, the star of the YouTube series "Blame Draya" recently wrapped up a photo shoot wearing this comfy fur vest and suede knee high boots. If you are feeling this look and want to recreate it yourself I have you covered!

Dec 29, 2013

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode Recap: Flying Cockroaches and Crocodile Tears

Well, this episode was disappointing. I was looking forward to some fukkery on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta show. I've been in bed with the cooties all day so some shade, reads and tomfoolery probably would have made me feel a ton better. I caught myself dozing off a few times so this recap might be missing some key pieces, just bare with me y'all!

Nene Leakes is such a miserable heffa, ain't she? I was so annoyed when she started to judge Cynthia Bailey (a.k.a. her "best friend") about how she was raising her daughter, Noelle. You see, Noelle has a boyfriend now and Cynthia drives them to the movies so they can go on dates. Nene thought that the fact that Noelle even had a boyfriend was unacceptable. I agree with Nene, I think it is unnecessary and inappropriate for a child to be actively going out on dates with someone at that young of an age but it is not Nene's place to make a comment about how Cynthia chooses to raise her daughter. And isn't Nene the broad that had a son arrested for stealing razors from Walmart?

Dec 28, 2013

Video: Draya's Painful Relationship with Dallas Cowboys Player, Orlando Scandrick

Have you ever came in contact with someone that was so dumb that you felt almost embarrassed for them? And then you sat back and wondered how that person even graduated from middle school? Well, that's the way I felt when I watched Draya Michele's new webisode series on You Tube.  The reality show entitled, Blame Draya, has cameras following the ex-Basketball Wives star as she and her new boo, Dallas Cowboys' Orlando Scandrick, get their charity on during the holidays.

The clip is about 19 minutes long and let me warn you, this episode is beyond painful. Draya and Orlando are constantly arguing about things like whether or not Beyonce is the Queen of everything and who is in charge of paying the Dallas police force.

I don't know how Orlando does it. I mean, he is clearly a little slow but he can do better than trashbox Draya. How or why he thought it was a good idea to wife her is beyond me. That voice of hers is so annoying and Orlando looks irritated by her dumb azz.  She is constantly arguing and debating with him on every little thing. That shyts gonna get real old real quick. Like, what real man wants to sit up and debate with his lady about whether or not Beyonce is better than Oprah? Is this really what life has come to?

Dec 26, 2013

This Week in Pictures: "Merry Christmas" Edition!

Sit back, relax, grab yourself a cup of eggnog and enjoy these pictures of your favorite reality t.v. stars as they get ready for the holidays!

Basketball Wives L.A.'s Draya Michele treats herself to a brand new Mercedes  G-Wagon. Must be nice...

Love & Hip Hop New York's Erica Mena isn't gonna let the spirit of Christmas stop her from dressing like a streetwalker. 

Dec 25, 2013

Evelyn Lozada is Engaged (Again)! Check Out Her Massive Engagement Ring!

What a difference a year makes I tell ya.  Basketball Wives Miami's Evelyn Lozada went from being engaged, married, and divorced to ex-NFL player Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson within a matter of months. She then had to deal with that sticky domestic violence situation which left her with a gash on her forehead and lead to Chad being arrested and losing numerous endorsement deals. Well, a little over a year later, Evelyn is now pregnant by Dodgers player Carl Crawford and to top it all off, he proposed to her this Christmas morning in Arizona! Awwww, heauxs be winning, right?!

Take a look at this massive rock!

Dec 24, 2013

Evelyn's Baby Daddy is in a Child Custody War with His Other Baby Mama

No you're not drunk, I know the title is kind of tricky but let me explain...

As everyone knows by now, chicken noodle-brained Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada is six months pregnant by Dodger's baseball player (and dummy of the decade) Carl Crawford. Evelyn's eldest daughter Shaniece is in her early 20s so it was time for Evelyn to stack some more child support checks for the next 18-years. Well, it looks like maybe she has bitten off a little more than she could chew because her baby daddy has a massive amount of fukkery brewing in his life.

Dec 22, 2013

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode Recap: Everyone Has Had a Taste of Mynique's Man

The ladies are taking a trip to Savannah, Georgia and we are less than two minutes into the episode and Porsha Stewart is crying crocodile tears over her allegedly gay ex-husband, Kordell. You see, the new chick Mynique Smith is a stay at home mom and let's her husband be the head of the household and Porsha is feeling salty because when she was married to Kordell and was catering his every need, she didn't get any of the support that the ladies are giving Mynique. Welp, Porsha. That's just the way the biased cookie crumbles sometimes.

The ladies pull up to the haunted Wedding Cake Mansion and although Nene Leakes planned the entire trip, Kandi Burruss' midget azz thinks it's okay to stake claim on the master bedroom. Who does this short armed five-head heaux really think she is? She wants to act all big and bad in front of the group but can't stand up to her own mama. Smh, what a shame.

Surprisingly, Nene keeps her cool and doesn't demote Kandi to one of the guest rooms but of course she has to address the room situation in front of everyone. Kandi had no rebuttal except for that dumb facial expression she always makes (don't act like you don't know what face I'm talking about).

Giudices vs. Gorgas: The Yearly Family Christmas Card Showdown!

It's that time of year once again! Man, 2013 has flown by so fast! I know I've been slacking on the updates but sometimes a girl needs to relax, drank some wine, and eat massive amounts of chocolate chip cookies. Don't worry, I'll be back on my blog grind in the next few weeks but for now, I wanted to see what y'all thought about the Giudices and Gorga's annual christmas cards. Which card do you prefer?

First up, the Gorgas: