Sep 29, 2013

Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Finale Episode Recap

The editing in this episode was embarrassing! I know there was a lawsuit involved in the Posche 2 fight but cottdammit Bravo producers, can you throw a girl a bone or two? I was so lost during the whole Joe Gorga and Johnny fight. It has been widely reported that one of the main issues was swept under the wrong. Allegedly, Penny (Johnny's wife) blew the lid on Albert Manzo's cheating and she was fed all of the information by Bravo's producers. For whatever reason, the producers decided not to air any of the footage that discussed Albert and his wandering peen. Hmm...I wonder why?

Sep 17, 2013

Kroy Biermann Injured - Goodbye NFL!

Just days after celebrating his 28th birthday, Kim Zolciak's husband, Atlanta Falcon's Kroy Biermann, has suffered a season-ending football injury.  Poor Kroy suffered an achilles tear and will spend the rest of the NFL season on the sidelines.  Awww, po' thang.

Sep 15, 2013

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode Mini Recap

I had such high hopes for this episode. It really looked like the Gorgas and Giudices were ending the feud once and for all. How ignorant of me, right?

Teresa Giudice tells her mother and mother-in-law that they are going to have a family lunch (including Joe & Melissa Gorga) everyone shows up for lunch except for Teresa's father Giacinto Gorga who is in the hospital with kidney stones. Man, I was hoping Papa G would be there to regulate on Joe Gorga. But luckily, no regulation was needed because it was a big ol' smooch fest. No arguing, no fighting, and the siblings promised to have each other's backs.

Uh huh, yeah right.

This Week in Pictures: "WTF Are You Wearing?" Edition

Enjoy these pictures from your favorite reality t.v. stars!

This dress is a big fat HELL NO! Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Erica Dixon stepped out in this skin tight gator skinned monstrosity. And don't even get me started on those orthopedic nude pumps and matching nude lipstick LOL. Such a pretty face but what a clusterfukk of a disaster from head to toe. 

I just can't with these two....Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J really thought this was a good idea? This fabric looks like they got it out of the dollar bin at Joann's. And can someone explain to me why Joseline is in color and Stevie is in the back looking a dusty black & white mess?

Sep 13, 2013

Video: Kim Zolciak Celebrates Her Husband Kroy's Birthday

Yesterday, ex-Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak celebrated her hubby Kroy's birthday and posted the above collage on her Instagram page. Kroy has finally turned 28-years-old and will be a father of six children smh.

Here's the special message Kim wrote for Kroy:

Sep 11, 2013

Teresa Giudice Buys Nene Leakes A Super Expensive Wedding Gift

And y'all thought that Teresa was going to slow down her spending after her federal indictment? Tre will spend every last penny and you heaux will deal!

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Nene Leakes spoke to RadarOnline and gushed about the pricey gift from Real Housewives of New Jersey's Queen Teresa Giudice.

"Teresa Giudice gave me Hermes plates, they were very expensive, " Nene bragged. Who the hell talks about money and gifts like that? Nene is so materialistic and shallow!

Anywaytho, the plates allegedly cost close to $7,000 according to Nene's registry. I could think of about a thousand other ways Teresa could have spent that money but hey, it's her money not mine!

Celebrity judge Joe Mathis also dropped a few thousand on some Hermes crystal glasses for Nene and her new/old husband Gregg. Who knew Judge Joe and Nene were even friends like that? Nene also claims that Bravo exec Andy Cohen gave her a "really nice gift" although she surprisingly didn't elaborate on what he gave her.

Rich people just be wasting money, huh?

What do you think about Teresa Giudice spending 7K on Nene's wedding gift?

Yandy Smith Spends Time with Step-Son as Mendeecees Awaits Bail Hearing

These pictures seriously melt my heart.

Ex-Love & Hip Hop star Yandy Smith spent some quality time with her fiance's son the other day. While the love of her life (lol) is still locked up behind bars, Yandy has been holding down the fort and taking care of her fiance Mendeecee Harris' son from a previous relationship as well as the child they have together. 

Mendeecee's bail hearing is schedule for tomorrow, September 11th and rumor has it that he and his lawyer are aiming for a plea deal.  In case you forgot, dumb dumb Mendeecees is facing cocaine trafficking charges.

Story developing...

What I Really Think About Basketball Wives' Tasha Marbury & Her Husband Stephon

I happened to catch a rerun of Basketball Wives Miami where Tasha Marbury was introduced to the cast. Tasha, the wife of ex-NBA player Stephon Marbury, invited the ladies to her New York home for dinner. Two minutes into the dinner and I could already tell that Tasha is a typical basketball popcorn heaux. I was so disappointed because by looking at her, she looks pretty well put together, right? I mean her hair is laid, her clothes are on point, she has a beautiful home with impeccable flooring (hence the "no-shoe" policy). But why the hell is this seemingly well-mannered semi-intelligent and beautiful woman married to friggin Stephon Marbury?! This shyt don't make no kind of sense and I'm about to tell you why.

Sep 8, 2013

K. Michelle & Her Fake Cheeks

I was getting my Insta-stalk on and going through K. Michelle's pictures when I came across this picture of booty shot injection hell:

Sep 5, 2013

Laura Govan's Baby Daddy Charged with Illegal Possession of Fireworks

Why he so dumb?

Gilbert Arenas, the baby daddy of Basketball Wives L.A.'s Laura Govan, was pulled over on June 27th for speeding. When cops searched his car, they found over 100 pounds of fireworks. Dang, he was really trying to fukk some shyt up, huh?  Cops arrested Arenas on the spot and today he was charged with misdemeanor possession of dangerous fireworks without a permit. 

Arenas is facing up to $10,000 in fines which is a small chunk of the 22 million he brings him from his old NBA contract with the Orlando Magic.

I'm gonna need for Gilbert to get it together and stop making dumb ass decisions asap!

Pictures: Reality T.V. Stars Celebrate During Luda Day Weekend

Rapper Ludacris held his 8th annual Luda Day Weekend in Atlanta, GA. Plenty of reality t.v. stars and Atlanta socialites were in attendance.

The celebrity filled event, which takes place every Labor Day Weekend,  is Luda's way of giving back to the community. Local Atlanta charities are honored, and there is a shoe drive to collect slightly used shoes for the less fortunate. The festivities included a celebrity basketball game, pool party, club hoppin' and bottle poppin, and musical performances. 

Click for more pictures of the event after the jump! 

Sep 3, 2013

This Week in Pictures: "Booed Up" Edition!

Enjoy these pictures from your favorite reality t.v. stars!

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Lil' Scrappy and Basketball Wives L.A.'s Bambi are stillg oing strong (hey, is that Kenya Moore in the background photobombing? lol)

Meanwhile, on the other end of town...Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Erica Dixon stays close to her new young tender, Oshea Russell. I give these two another 1-3 months before Erica realizes he's a loser.

Basketball Wives L.A.'s Draya Michele twerks her fake buns to "Back that A** Up" while her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys Orlando Scandrick completely ignores her. I'm guessing this relationship will last until the playoffs start. You know Draya's not going to miss her chance to stunt on heauxs during regular season!

Video: Draya Michele & Her New Boyfriend Orlando Scandrick

Enjoy this video of Basketball Wives L.A.'s Draya Michele and her new boo thang, Dallas Cowboys' Orlando Scandrick. 

Sep 1, 2013

Melissa Gorga Lip Synch Mishap Exposes Her True Singing Voice

They should have never gave this heaux a microphone!

Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga stopped by XL1067 to perform her new single "Never Let Me Go" and it was a gagglefuk of epic proportions! For one, there were commercials playing over her entire performance so imagine hearing a McDonalds advertisement while a tone deaf bish is howling in the background, yeah that's exactly what it sounded like. To make matters even worse, they must have played the wrong vocal track because there were hardly any background vocals or autotune playing. All you can hear is poor Melissa and her struggle voice trying to carry a tune. Awww, po' dat. 

Want to watch the embarrassing video? Well, here it goes!