Aug 19, 2013

Kim Zolciak is Pregnant with Twins

Remember when Kim Zolciak announced she was pregnant with baby number 5 back in June? Well,  Kim just revealed to E! News that she and her husband Kroy Biermann are expecting twins! I can't even hate at this point because I'm too busy dying laughing.  Kim is trying to secure those child support checks and that simp Kroy is right there with the ammunition cocked (no pun) and loaded.   Kim will be pulling out every strand of her lace front wig when she has four children all under the age of four. I'm expecting massive amounts of clusterfukeration in her new spin off (you know it's already in the works). Bring on the madness.!

Kim's uterus and vag have got to be crying out for mercy at this point. Enough is enough Kim. Time to tie them tubes in a butterfly knot! I hope Kroy has a backup plan in line because we all know the NFL stands for "not for life".  That measly 2.5 million dollar salary will not stretch very long with six kids and Kim's champagne taste.

I'm gonna pray that the children are born happy and healthy since you know Kim likes to get her smoke on while being pregnant smh.

What do you think about Kim expecting twins?


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