Teresa & Joe Giudice Released on $500K Bond Each

Juicy looking kinda cute in that pic, right? Right??! *Walks away in shame*

Yesterday we reported that Teresa and Juicy Joe Giudice had been indicted on 39 counts of mail fraud, wire fraud, tax evasion, and a whole lot of charges that involve them lying their azzes off. Today, the couple surrendered to federal authorities and were ultimately released on $500,000 bond EACH! Damn, you know Giacinto Gorga just kissed his retirement fund goodbye to post bond for his daughter and son-in-law!

According to TMZ, the couple had to surrender their passports and are not allowed to travel outside of Jersey and New York. Joe, who is not a U.S. Citizen, must submit to drug testing. Wayamin', you telling me Juicy aint got no papers?

As many times as this fool Juicy has been arrested (you know, for dui, driving with his brother's license, and assault). How the hayle is his azz still on American soil? Somebody please explain this to me.

The couple is due back in court on August 14th. My guess is that Juicy will take the fall for his wife and will be locked up in Federal prison for a while. Tre will pass the time by having her co-author pen a novel, "My Fabelicious Life as a Single Parent". 

What do you think about Joe and Teresa Giudice being released on a $500,000 bond?

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