I used to do a play-by-play episode recap of the Real Housewives of New Jersey but each episode from season five has been an absolute snore-fest! So, if something stands out to me and I feel compelled to blog about it then I will. Otherwise, y'all already know how I feel about the Everyone vs. Teresa story line.
Now, on to this week's episode. Melissa Gorga met up for lunch with her friend Jan and some other chick whose name escapes me. Melissa is eager to tell her friends about her book deal and I almost fell out of my chair on the amount of side eyes that her friends were giving her. They did not seem genuinely happy for Melissa at all! I even think I saw a couple of eye rolls. Damn, if I had "friends" like that, I would quietly gather my belongings, excuse myself from the table and take my azz straight on back to the house.
Later, Melissa's "friend" Jan meets up with Queen Teresa Giudice and Kim D. Jan tells Teresa that Melissa cheated on Joe Gorga at some point during their marriage. And I'm not talking about a peck on the lips, Melissa allegedly slobbed the knob of one of her exes. *Yawn* Is anyone surprised by this? Teresa tells the ladies that she already confronted Melissa about the cheating rumors but she doesn't want to get involved in the conversation. Welp, we already know how this is going to be flipped now don't we?
Melissa and Joe meet up with their new bff's (the Wakiles and the Lauritas). She tells everyone about the new rumor involving the cheating allegations and look who walks through the door, Kim D! Oh, these sneaky azz Bravo TV producers really know how to stir up some fake drama!
Everyone can't believe that Melissa's friend Jan would start such a rumor and all of this talk must be Teresa's fault. LOL, I cannot believe how these people manage to make Teresa the root of every problem that exists in the stratosphere. It's getting old and pathetic at this point! Anywaydoe, to combat those pesky rumors, Melissa plants the biggest sloppiest kiss on her husband's mouf in front in EVERYONE. Have something to prove much? Only people who have something to hide try so hard to cover up their indiscretions so on that note, I'm convinced that Melissa's a smelly liar and a cheater, cheater, cheater!