Jul 31, 2013

Draya and Her New Victim Are Still Going Strong

Love is still in the air for Basketball Wives L.A.'s Draya Michel and her new boo/victim, Dallas Cowboy's Orlando Scandrick. Sure, it's only been two weeks since the new couple have gone public with their herpes infested romance but two weeks is a long time for a relationship in Draya's world.

The couple is not being shy nor holding back on their cupcaking and Orlando really thinks he got him a prize smh. How much longer until these two start airing each other out on Twitter and Instagram? My bet is on the two  month mark. You know Draya is allergic to consistent peen!

Here's the latest photos from Draya and Orlando's Instagrams:

Jul 30, 2013

Teresa & Joe Giudice Released on $500K Bond Each

Juicy looking kinda cute in that pic, right? Right??! *Walks away in shame*

Yesterday we reported that Teresa and Juicy Joe Giudice had been indicted on 39 counts of mail fraud, wire fraud, tax evasion, and a whole lot of charges. Today, the couple surrendered to federal authorities and were ultimately released on $500,000 bond EACH! Now you know Giacinto Gorga just kissed his retirement fund goodbye to post bond for his daughter and son-in-law!

According to TMZ, the couple had to surrender their passports and are not allowed to travel outside of Jersey and New York. Joe, who is not a U.S. Citizen, must submit to drug testing. Wayamin', you telling me Juicy aint got no papers?

As many times as this fool has been arrested (you know, for dui, driving with his brother's license, etc.), how is he still in American? Somebody please explain this to me.

The couple is due back in court on August 14th. My guess is that Juicy will take the fall for his wife and will be locked up in Federal prison for a while. Tre will pass the time by having her co-author pen a novel, "My Fabelicious Life as a Single Parent". 

What do you think about Joe and Teresa Giudice being released on a $500,000 bond?

Jul 29, 2013

Teresa & Joe Giudice Facing More Than 50 Years in Prison

TMZ is reporting that Teresa and Joe Giudice are facing more than 50 years in prison for bank fraud, conspiracy to commit mail fraud, wire fraud, and tax evasion. The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars were just hit by a 39 count indictment by U.S. Attorney Paul J. Fishman. The Giudices allegedly attempted to illegally obtain loans and mortgages with over-inflated income figures and Juicy is being hit with tax evasions after he "forgot" to file his taxes from 2004-2008.

I'm sure Tre and Juicy will wiggle their way out of this clulsterfukk but I don't really see how it will happen. They have so many charges against them and there ain't enough lies in the world for Tre to convince us that there's nothing to worry about and she and Juicy have everything under control.

The couple is due in court tomorrow in New Jersey. I'm scurred for them but hey, you reap what you sow! People gotta learn to stop trying to skirt around the IRS. They will ALWAYS come looking for that azz.

What do you think about Teresa and Joe Giudice facing more than 50 years in prison?

Keyshia Cole's Husband Arrested!

This is what happens when dating a hood bird goes terribly wrong!

Keyshia Cole's husband, Daniel "Boobie" Gibson was arrested in New Orleans today for battery. TMZ reports that 27-year-old Boobie got crunk on a man who "disrespected" his wife during her performance. You know that saying "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"? Well, that doesn't apply to Boobie because whatever the alleged victim said to Keyshia was so bad that it warranted an epic beat down! 

The incident allegedly took place a month ago but Boobie barely turned himself in today. He was charged with 2nd degree battery and he is currently out on bond. As soon as his mugshot is released I will post it for y'all cuz you already know Boobie bout to be looking sexy as hayle in that picture! *Licks lips*

Keyshia and Daniel were married back in 2011 and the couple have one son together. Their rocky relationship has been chronicled on their reality show "Keyshia & Daniel: Family First". Rumors about the couple were headed towards divorce have been swirling since late last year but it looks like they have gotten past the bumps in their relationship. Hopefully they get over this latest episode without any scratches (no pun).

What do you think about Daniel "Boobie" Gibson getting arrested at the Essence Music Festival?

Evelyn Lozada's Daughter Launches Her Own Website

For reasons beyond my mental capacity, Evelyn Lozada's daughter Shaniece Hairston thought it would be a good idea to start a website. The site consists of a blog, fashion talk and numerous pictures of the self-absorbed Shaniece. If you're interested in taking a look, head on over to www.shaniecehairston.com. Thank me later.

What do you think about Evelyn's daughter starting her own website?

Jul 28, 2013

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode Recap: Forgiveness?

Teresa Giudice sits down with her brother Joe Gorga and a therapist at the retreat. Teresa just wants her brother back in her life and they are both getting really emotional (i.e. crying and slanging snot). Joey insists that Tre needs to change her ways and Tre agrees just to pacify the little bish boy.  The therapist tells them they need to spend time ALONE (without Melissa) and I totally agree. Before they can bring other people into their relationship they need to repair what has already been damaged.

Caroline Manzo is in the building to help knock some since into Joey Gorga. But before Caroline can get her paws on Mighty Mouse, the therapist calls Messylisa Gorga into the room to sit down with Tre and Joey. Messy tells the therapist that everything is Teresa's fault. Every skeleton that is seeping out of Messy's tacky Arden B infested closet is Teresa's fault. In the end, Teresa admits to doing things to intentionally hurt Melissa. She says she is sorry and offers Melissa a big hug and a "I love you". Then they bring Juicy in and the therapist makes his azz apologize too. So after all of that fighting, snatching weaves, and painted on hair being smeared everywhere, the Joe's hug it out.

The ladies decide to cook and Teresa and Kathy Wakile are putting their feet until some Italian dishes. Messy is of course complaining about the heat and concerned about her fake eyelashes burning off. Then she starts drinking cocktail after cocktail and I think this heaux is flirting with Rosie? Whispering sweet nothings about a fuzzy juicy peach? Lawd hammercy. Messy has no limit to her famewhoring.

Cynthia Bailey's Mysterious Illness Revealed

The National Enquirer is reporting that Cynthia Bailey's mysterious medical illness has finally been revealed.  Although Cynthia and her cast mates have had zipped lips in regards to the illness due to their contractual obligations with Bravo, the National Enquirer spilled the tea so if you aren't ready for a spoiler then leave now!

Gloria Govan & Matt Barnes: Planning a Second Wedding Ceremony?

I know I can't be the only one who didn't expect these two to last!

After Basketball Wives L.A.'s Gloria Govan ran off to Vegas to marry her on-again off-again fiance/baby daddy Matt Barnes, the reality t.v. world was in shock. This is the same couple that dealt with cheating allegations, a broken engagement and a domestic violence situation that landed Matt in jail. But now, it seems like the twosome have put the past behind them and are looking towards a happy future together!

Since the couple originally had a quickie shotgun wedding in September of 2012, it looks like they are now planning a wedding ceremony for their family and friends. Gloria recently had her bachelorette party in Vegas with some fellow Los Angeles Clippers' wives, her sister Laura Govan, and a few friends.

Click to view pictures of the bachelorette festivities!

Jul 25, 2013

Phaedra Parks Reveals the Name of Her New Baby Boy!

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Phaedra Parks announced to US Weekly that she and her hubby Apollo Nida have named their second son Dylan! Awww!

Phaedra, who announced her pregnancy back in December of 2012, gave birth three weeks early this May. Dhe and her husband have not legally filed her son's name because they are waiting to "have a traditional African naming ceremony." Hol'up, so you're gonna name your son DYLAN during an African ceremony? I swear Phaedra is so fake sometimes!

Any way, congrats to Phaedra and Apollo. I can't wait to see the new cutie on the upcoming season of the Real Housewives!

What do you think about Phaedra's new baby's name?

Jul 23, 2013

Tami Roman's Mother Passes Away

Basketball Wives Miami's Tami Roman has suffered ups and downs during the past year. After suffering a mild heart attack last March, the mother of two made a quick recovery and even lost 25lbs to better her health. But now, sadly, she has lost her mother.

Tami and her daughters broke the news today via their Instagrams. Although details as to why or how her mother passed away were not released, Tami's Instagram and Twitter was flooded with condolences and prayers. Tami also shared her grief with all of her followers:

:-( Stay strong, Tami. 

Jul 22, 2013

Joseline Hernandez & Stevie J Are Married?

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Stevie J. and Joseline Hernandez stopped by Kandi Koated nights yesterday and the couple was sporting some Jared's wedding bands! Did these two cockadoo's actually tie the knot or are they desperate for more attention?

Joe Gorga is a Punk with Spray Paint Hair

This episode continues with the Gorgas, Giudices and Wakiles (plus Rosie) at the retreat to try to mend their broken relationships. Joe Gorga calls his sister Teresa Giudice "scum" and she runs out of the building to tell her husband Juicy Joe what happened and that she wants to leave the retreat right away. Well, not so fast Queen Tre. You know you can't tell Juicy anything about someone disrespecting you without him getting pissed off. And before you know it, Juicy is running back into the building and demands that Joey apologize to his sister. What happens next is hilarious but frustrating at the same damn time.

Jul 20, 2013

Draya Michele Shows up on the Red Carpet with Her New Victim

Does this young tender not own a laptop? A television? A newspaper? A King Magazine? Does he not have any females in his life that watch reality t.v.? Does his sister and girl cousins hate him so much that they are co-signing this fukkery? How can he not know he is standing next to America's heaux of the decade? Why is this happening right now? Who is this sizzling platter of Grade A beef of a man? Is he paying for her services? What is he doing with Draya "I leave my son at home with t.v. dinners" Michele? So many questions and not enough answers, dammit!

Basketball Wives L.A.'s Draya Michele showed up to the Espy's award show with Dallas Cowboys' Orlando Scandrick. Twitter and Instagram were ablaze with the new couple posting flicks of themselves as the haters died a slow and painful death.  Well, not so fast. Looks like Orlando has just as much baggage as Draya (is anyone surprised?)

Allegedly, Orlando is 26-years-old and has twins with his ex. They were engaged to be married but he allegedly dumped her for Draya. Smh. So you're just gonna leave the woman that's been putting up with your tired azz for years for a bird that's been knocked down by at least 12 of your peers? Jesus weeps!

What do you think of Draya's new boyfriend? Do you think this relationship was built to last? (Don't laugh, this is a serious question). 

K. Michelle's Boyfriend is Expecting a Baby With His Ex?

Dang, dawg. K. Michelle stay losing in the love department. After being tossed in the trash like a pair of dirty period panties by her ex-boyfriend NBA player  J.R. Smith, K's new man of the month is allegedly expecting a child with his ex-girlfriend/baby mama. Oh and get this, he plays in the NBA too! Maybe K needs to test out the meat in a different league? This NBA peen aint being too kind to her.

According to an anonymous letter written to Bossip, K's new boo (Indiana Pacers' Lance Stephenson) is still getting it in with the mother of his two-year-old daughter and to make matters worse, he knocked her up yet again!

Here's a snippet of the letter:

Bravo Spinoff "I Dream of Nene" Debuts on September 17th!

Nene Leakes' second walk down the aisle is set to premier this September 17th on Bravo TV. Who else is excited to see this rich bish/bridezilla from the depths of Atlanta hell act a fool on her own spin-off show?! *Raises hand in shame*

Nene, being the semi-smart business woman that she is, will also act as a co-producer of the show (stack chips heaux!). Cast mate Cynthia Bailey, ex-cast mate Marlo Hampton,  and Basketball Wives L.A.'s gremlin Laura "Forever a Fiancee" Govan are a few of Nene's bridesmaids that will help her celebrate her big day.

Here's a picture of the wedding party courtesy of Laura's Instagram:

Jul 7, 2013

Melissa Gorga's Past Comes Back to Haunt Her & It's Teresa's Fault Of Course!

I used to do a play-by-play episode recap of the Real Housewives of New Jersey but each episode from season five has been an absolute snore-fest! So, if something stands out to me and I feel compelled to blog about it then I will. Otherwise, y'all already know how I feel about the Everyone vs. Teresa story line.

Now, on to this week's episode. Melissa Gorga met up for lunch with her friend Jan and some other chick whose name escapes me. Melissa is eager to tell her friends about her book deal and I almost fell out of my chair on the amount of side eyes that her friends were giving her. They did not seem genuinely happy for Melissa at all! I even think I saw a couple of eye rolls. Damn, if I had "friends" like that, I would quietly gather my belongings, excuse myself from the table and take my azz straight on back to the house.

Later, Melissa's "friend" Jan meets up with Queen Teresa Giudice and Kim D. Jan tells Teresa that Melissa cheated on Joe Gorga at some point during their marriage. And I'm not talking about a peck on the lips, Melissa allegedly slobbed the knob of one of her exes. *Yawn* Is anyone surprised by this? Teresa tells the ladies that she already confronted Melissa about the cheating rumors but she doesn't want to get involved in the conversation. Welp, we already know how this is going to be flipped now don't we?