Jun 30, 2013

Kim Zocliak - Pregnant & Smoking...Again

Nope, your eyes are not deceiving you. This trash receptacle is really puffing on a cigarette while being four months pregnant!

Ex-Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak is expecting her third child with husband Kroy Biermann and paparazzi caught her sucking on a cig just like how she used to suck on Big Papa's -, never mind. Moving on...

This pathetic sack of flesh needs to be slapped with a trash bag full of boiling hot nicotine. The fact that she would smoke while knowing she is pregnant just disgusts me to no end. I guess this heffa doesn't care about her baby's life being in danger. Smh, some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce and this old bologna smelling looking heaux is one of them. Kroy deserves to be clowned in the locker room for marrying this woman.

What do you think about Kim getting her smoke on while being pregnant?

Source: TMZ

Jun 24, 2013

Melissa Gorga Stoops to a New Low

If you tuned in to this past Sunday's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey then you know exactly what I'm talking about! Melissa Gorga is blabbing about her relationship book, Love Italian Style, and she wanted to really let her readers into her life, her marriage, and straight into the skeleton's in her deceased father's closet.  What in the 'attention-seeking gone wrong' is she thinking?

I guess when you've exhausted the "I hate my sister-in-law/tarzan has poison" storylines, you have to move on to telling the world about how your father would leave the house and wouldn't come back until three days later. What is she getting out of this? Does her mother approve of her spilling her father's business? What do her sister's think about her big mouf? So many questions, not enough answers!

All I know is that I was shocked and disgusted at Melissa for doing this. This lady really would do anything for a buck. Even if her father was cheating on her mother, she has no business speaking about it on national television. Why? Because he is not here to defend himself!

But now that I think about, I'm not even sure if I believe Melissa. I wouldn't put it past her to come up with this sob story just to get some more air time. Didn't Melissa say she and her dad were sooo close and yet he only gave her one card during the 18 years he was in her life? LMAO. Girl, bye with your lying a**!

What do you think about Melissa sharing her dad's infidelity?

Jun 9, 2013

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 2 Recap: Same Crap, Different Toilet!

My internet was acting up during the entire episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey so this recap will be short and sweet!

The Gorgas are still trying to sell their house because they can't afford it they don't want their kids to go to school with Teresa Giudice's kids. Their realtor, Jennifer Dalton, tells them that their gaudy Italian palace is not nearly worth the $3.8 million they are asking for. There's no pool (gasp) and the fake tile in the bathroom is cracking lol. How you gonna build your "dream home" with some formica counter tops? Girl, bye!

Jun 5, 2013

Teresa Giudice Responds to Her Husband's Cheating Allegations

After recent allegations that Teresa Giudice's husband Joe Gorga is still cheating on her, Queen Tre took to her blog to address the tabloids and all of the haters.  

Kim Zolciak - Pregnant with Baby #5

That's right people, Kim Zolciak's 35-year-old uterus has been implanted with another seed as the mother of four is now expecting her fifth child. This will be Kim's third child with her husband of 3 years, Kroy Biermann.  Kim has expressed her desire to have more children and Kroy was right there willing and able to knock her up! Her nannies are gonna be busy busy busy!

Kim is definitely cementing those future child support checks. Anybody out there who disagrees with me, you have to remember this is the same woman that got pregnant by Kroy after only dating him for three months. Like come on, a woman of her seasoned age knows how to NOT get pregnant! She knew what she was doing!

Either way, Kroy has those NFL checks coming in for now so I'm sure they have no problems supporting their growing family but you know his parents are somewhere shaking their damn heads.

What do you think about Kim Zolciak being pregnant with her fifth child? 

Jun 2, 2013

Real Housewives of New Jersey - Season 5 Episode 1 Recap

Hurricane Sandy is wrecking havoc on the state of New Jersey and the Housewives all venture out to their summer homes on the shore to access the damages. Both Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga's homes are disheveled but luckily, there wasn't too much exterior damage to their homes. Joe Giudice tells Tre she would have "drownded" if she was in the home when the hurricane hit because she can't swim. I don't know why I find that so odd...Tre is always laid up by the pool or by a lake so I'm surprised she can't even swim.  Tre then tells Juicy that her brother didn't even call her after the hurricane. Oh lawd, here we go again with the brother sister conflict. Can they kiss and make up already? I can't take another season of this mess.

Tre and her bad a** daughters are giving away their "glamorous clothing" and shoes to the victims of hurricane Sandy (because we all know that all a person needs after losing their home is some glamorous clothes *insert eye roll here*). Milania asks Tre when she is going to see her cousins and her Aunt and Uncle again. Tre tells her "hopefully soon" but what the hell is she doing in order to make this happen? She's not talking to Joe nor Melissa so how does she expect their relationship to get any better? Im gonna need for Tre to grow some common sense.

Heather and Terry Dubrow - Trouble in Paradise or Scripted Drama?

I have tuned in to the Real Housewives of Orange County whenever I was bored out of my brains and had an hour or two to kill and I noticed that Heather Dubrow and her husband Terry have been arguing more than usual. They lowkey remind me of Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nasiff of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  I thought Adrienee and Paul were putting on for the cameras when they would bicker all the damn time but my assumptions were proven wrong when the couple filed for divorce

Jun 1, 2013

Guess Who Will Be One of Nene Leakes' Bridesmaids?

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Nene Leakes was out in L.A. registering for her wedding at Geary's with two of her brides. Guess who gets the honor of standing by Nene on her (second) big day?

Queen Tre & Her Minions Are Back!

It's going down this Sunday at 8pm!

Queen Teresa Giudice of Paterson and the rest of them heaux will be back to add a little bit of drama to Bravo TV.  Season 4 ended with Teresa's relationship being in the toilet with her bother Joe and his wife Melissa. Teresa was also beefing with Jacquline Laurita and Caroline Manzo (why the hell is she still on the show? Someone explain this to me.) Tre's only ally seemed to be her wonky-eyed cousin (I can't even remember this broad's name right now, that's how much of a non-factor she is.)

At the end of last season, Bravo TV and Andy Cohen got a lot of backlash after the entire cast pretty much ganged up on Teresa in every episode. It looks like this season will be different. Tre will have some behind the scenes ride or die chicks to back her up and supposedly Caroline extended an olive branch to rekindle their friendship (don't fall for it, Tre!)

I'm excited for the new season! This is one of my guilty pleasures and  I love seeing Tre slay it with her hair/makeup/outfits/fit body. I can do without all of that drama though so hopefully this season will be lighter, more fun, and less stressful for the cast and the viewers!

Will you be watching this season premier of the Real Housewives of New Jersey?