Real Housewives of Orange County's resident mean girl Tamra Barney is getting hitched (for the third time) and Bravo TV cameras will be capturing the special day. Is anyone on planet Earth even remotely excited for this waste of air-time? Seriously Bravo, enough with the spinoffs! No one cares about this broad and her light in the loafers man!
Tamra dished to Too Fab magazine, "I'm going to have three dresses. I'm going to have a ceremony dress, a dinner/cocktail dress, and a reception dress that's going to be a party dress." I see Tamra is trying to pull a Kim Zolciak with the multiple dresses but no matter how many cameras are filming her third "big day" and no matter how many dresses this heaux wears, it doesn't take away from the fact that this marriage will not last!
Tamra's fiance, Eddie Judge, doesn't even act like he wants to get married. He's younger than her but he comes off as if he is way older, way more controlling than her ex-husband Simon Barney, and how are you going to be uncomfortable around kids when your lady has four of them chirren running around?
Tamra does not deserve her own spinoff for multiple reasons so let me break it down for y'all:
2. Tamra is a lying, self-centered, drama-infested old lady with too much time on her wrinkled dish-pan hands. It is hard to celebrate and be happy for someone who comes off as a manipulative mean girl.
3. This marriage was not built to last. As soon as Eddie's money stops rolling in and he trades her in for a younger model (that's attached to a peen) Tamra will be back on the stroll looking for her fourth gullible victim!
Will you be watching Tamra's wedding special?