Mar 31, 2013

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode Recap: When Kenya Says 'BAPS' You Better Bring the 'BAPS'!



Kenya Moore is planning her party with a party planning company that consists of Tommy from Martin. Where the hell they find him at? And it looks like Tommy has been eating good cottdamn! Kenya is excited for her iconic black women of film party and you already know, her stalker faux ex-boyfriend will not be invited!



Phaedra Parks and Kandi Burruss are at a Divas in Defense training session and Phaedra is unleashing her very own brand of stun guns *sigh*. Can this chick focus on one product and market it? How you gonna go from a law firm, to a workout DVD, to a funeral home, to a stun gun? *confused face*

Mar 30, 2013

Jim Bellino Still Wants His Wife Alexis to Quit Real Housewives of Orange County


Real Housewives of Orange County's Jim Bellino is the O.G. Kordell Stewart. Jim made it known from the jump that he wanted his wife Alexis to be a caretaker and stay at home mom and what happened when she joined the cast? She immediately started working outside of the home as a news correspondent and fashion designer...and Jim ain't happy about it at all!

The only difference between Jim and Kordell is that I have so much respect for Jim. He is one of those no nonsense machismo kind of men that tells it like it is! Big daddy Jim don't play no games and doesn't have time for all the riff raff and drama that the OC Housewives be serving. He's so damn sexy to me too *don't judge me*


Jim has always voiced his disgust for the series and he even refused to appear on camera last season. In case you forgot, Alexis quit the show last year (probably because Jim asked her to) but came running back when the producers begged her. Wetpaint Entertainment asked Jim if he wanted his wife on the show and he replied,

Melissa Gorga Is Still Trying to be Teresa - Releases Her Own Book


Is it a pre-requisite for a Housewife to have trouble conceiving, film a workout DVD, record a song, and write a book? I swear these girls are all copying each other but Melissa Gorga of Real Housewives of New Jersey takes the cake!

Not only does she want to be her sister-in-law Teresa Giudice, she also wants the fame, adoration, book deals and sponorships that Teresa receives. It's just too bad Melissa is not likable or real enough to ever come close to being on Tre's level. Ok, enough of my stanning....

Melissa Gorga is releasing her book "Love Italian Style" and you can pre-order your copy on Amazon. In this book, Melissa will teach you how to treat your husband like a king so that in return, he will treat you like his queen. This lady is a genius! *sarcasm*

Melissa wants to teach the word how to "Gorganize" their marriage so they can be blissfully happy just like she and her hubby Joe Gorga. If you wold love your marriage to be just like the Gorgas, pre-order your copy of Melissa's book today! 


Will you be purchasing Melissa Gorga's book? 



Mar 29, 2013

Nene Leakes Invites Kim Zolciak to Her Wedding - Kim Accepts!



I know I'm not the only one who misses Nene Leake's old nose friendship with Kim Zolciak.  They were like the modern day Pam and Gina!

InTouch weekly is reporting that Nene sent her nemesis Kim an invite to her upcoming nuptials to Gregg. Kim told the magazine, "I have always been and I continue to be happy for Nene, and I look forward to being invited to the wedding. Nene and I started this journey together and although we have had our ups and downs, I am excited to get our friendship back on track."



The Moose and The Wig are reconciling? Am I dreaming right now?!

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Porsha Stewart Demands Alimony from Her (soon to be) Ex-Husband, Kordell!



This looks like a sad case of "when financially depending on your husband" goes terribly wrong!

After news hit the internet about Kordell Stewart filing for divorce from his wife, Porsha Stewart, everyone felt so bad for poor Porsha who was supposedly left in the dark about her husband wanting to end their marriage. Well, Porsha is now growing a backbone and fighting back! 

TMZ is reporting that Porsha has fired back at Kordell's divorce petition and is demanding that he pay her alimony. Porsha claims that she quit her job and sold her businesses after she married Kordell so that she could devote all of her time to him and his son (from a previous relationship). Porsha is also asking for exclusive use of their Atlanta home. Wayamin', didn't Kordell's divorce petition claim that they have no marital assets? Does that mean that Kordell is the sole owner of the home? Or does it mean they were faking the funk and renting that mansion that is shown on Real Housewives of Atlanta? Either way, this looks like it could get messy but I definitely agree that Kordell should have to pay up! 

Meanwhile, Kordell posted this on his Instagram:

Mar 26, 2013

Kordell Stewart Files For Divorce from Porsha



Okay, who saw this coming? I mean we all know that Porsha's daddy/husband has issues but did we really think their relationship was that bad?

Former Pittsburgh Steeler Kordell Stewart filed for divorce from his wife, Real Housewives of Atlanta's Porsha Stewart on March 22nd. Kordell stated that the marriage was "irretrievably broken" and demanded that Porsha not be awarded spousal support.

The divorce comes at a time where the Stewart's marital problems are being blasted all across national television. Porsha was criticized by her cast mates for letting her husband run the show and tell her what to do at all times. Porsha claimed that she allowed Kordell to be the king of their castle and she was happy with being the peasant. But there was a bump in the road at some point because Kordell has had enough of this ditzy broad!

You know Kenya Moore is somewhere laughing her hydrogel buns off! Porsha tried to act like she was all that and a bag of remy hair weave just because she was married to an allegedly downlow ex-NFL player. Oh how quickly the mighty fall!

Last night on Twitter, Porsha alluded to the fact that she would not be returning for next season's show and now we know why! Have fun wiping that egg off of your face, girl!

Time to add another couple to my list of Real Housewives' divorces!



What do you think about Kordell filing for divorce from Porsha?

Mar 24, 2013

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode Recap: Booty Battle & An Engagement!



Ok, so where did we leave off? Oh yeah, that crazy lady Kenya Moore is trying to get away from her equally crazy faux ex-boyfriend Walter Jackson at Kandi Burruss' housewarming party. Kenya is able to escape without bumping into Walter and his "date" Temecia (po' lil thangs mugshot was blasted all over the web after she made her reality t.v. debut last week). Come to find out, Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida knew Walter was going to show up to the party but they made a point not to tell anyone so that Kenya could be caught off guard. Smh. Cynthia Bailey doesn't think that the rest of the cast has to tip toe around Kenya's situation but wait, isn't Kenya a part of the cast? This is the Real HouseWIVES, right? So why are they catering to Walter's bishazz? He's irrelevant at this point and I wish they would stop giving him camera time.

Nene Leakes and Greg and celebrating with water in martini glasses. What exactly are they celebrating? I have no idea. They are trying to decide where their son Brent will go to school. Nene thinks that Brent needs to be in school in Georgia, not in L.A. and she thinks Greg needs to move back to Georgia with him. Greg doesn't like that idea too much. But good thing Nene was just toying with his emotions because she doesn't want to live without Greg either. Awww. Greg then asks Nene if she wants a wedding and she says "maybe".

Cynthia shows up to Bar One to meet up with Miss Lawrence and Kenya. They start discussing Kandi's housewarming party (Miss Lawrence wasn't invited. Did they have a falling out?). Kenya tells Lawrence how uncomfortable it is for Walter to be showing up to events. Cynthia says she always goes to events and there are people there who she doesn't want to be in the same room with but she deals with it. I see where Cynthia is coming from but Kenya's "friends" are going out of their way to invite Walter to parties as if they had some deep bond with him to begin with. It's just unnecessary for him to even be there. Cynthia says Kenya needs to get over Walter before she hooks her up with someone else. Now that sounds like one of the dumbest ideas ever. The last thing crazy Kenya needs is to jump into another fauxlationship.



Kroy Wants to Legally Adopt Kim Zolciak's Daughters



And the 'Biggest Simp of the Year' award goes to...Okay, okay, that was mean and uncalled for. 

I'm all for another man stepping in and treating someone else's kids as his own so I have to give Kroy Biermann props for wanting to legally adopt Kim Zolciak's two eldest daughters, Brielle and Ariana

TMZ is reporting that Kroy is tooting his booty all the way over to an Atlanta courthouse this week to ask for legal custody of the girls. Their biological fathers (the girls have two different daddies by the way) are not in their lives and after Kroy was suckered into marrying Kim, he became the only father figure in their lives. 

Isn't Brielle almost 18 at this point? What the hell she need him as her daddy for (except for obvious reason$).

I wonder what Kroy's parents think about this?



Evelyn Lozada Wants Chad to Stop Harassing Her!


These two just won't let up, huh?

According to TMZ.com, Basketball Wives Miami's Evelyn Lozada has fired off a cease and desist letter to her ex-husband Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson

Apparently. Chad lost his marbles on Twitter last week and accused Evelyn of cheating on him during their brief two month marriage. Wayamin', so it's okay for Chad to stick his bread loaf in other broad's ovens but it ain't right for Ev to get a railroad track laid in her love tunnel? Smh. Chad and his damn double standards need to sit down somewhere for real.

Evelyn's daughter sources say that Chad's allegations are false and if he doesn't keep her name out of his mouth she will be filing charges!


What do you think about Chad claiming that Evelyn cheated on him during their marriage?

Mar 23, 2013

Joe Budden & Kaylin's Relationship Still Going Strong...For Now


I know I wasn't the only one who thought Joe Budden had tossed Kaylin Garcia to the trash! 

Instagram and Twitter don't lie but in this case, I was completely off the mark about the relationship between Joe and his tenderoni Kaylin. I recently posted this blog post about Kaylin showing her shark-like teef on national t.v. and Joe immediately stopped posting pictures of her on his Instagram. Within a few weeks, he was as thick as thieves with Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Ariane all snuggled up and holding hands and what not. So I assumed that he had found love in a hopeless place with Ms. Ariane and the twosome were now an item. But, just as quickly as the weather changes, Joe has bounced his peen back to Kaylin who was surely waiting with arms wide open smh. Where the hell Tahiry at? 

Joe and Kaylin recently took a trip to Miami (Kaylin's hometown) and documented their trip on Instagram for nosey followers (like myself) to scratch their heads and wonder "what the hayle happened to Ariane?" Anywaydoe, here's some of the more g-rated pics:

Married to Medicine Premiers this Sunday on Bravo TV!



Are you ready to add another reality t.v. to your weekly roster? I am!

Bravo TV's new series, "Married to Medicine" is premiering this Sunday, March 24th at 9 p.m. and I am excited to see some classy women on my t.v. screen. Four of the ladies are married to doctors and the other two are actual doctors. 

Mar 21, 2013

Caroline Manzo Admits Her Husband Albert Cheats on Her


How much you wanna bet Teresa someone put Caroline's marriage on blast during filming so she's now decided to spill her own tea to save face?

Real Housewives of New Jersey's Caroline Manzo has been prompting her flop of a book "Let Me Tell You Something" and she sat down with the NY Daily News while on her promo tour. She avoided all questions pertaining to her sister Dina being separated from her husband Tommy but she was pretty candid about her own marriage. Caroline said, "I know the man I married. He's a good man, but he's a man. I don't believe there were any long-term affairs. If that were the case, this story would end differently." 



What in the Italian ride-or-die stand by your man type of shizz is this? So essentially, Caroline is saying she's aware of her husband's past affairs but as long as they weren't long-term relationships then she's okay with it. Smh. What a hot ass Jersey mess.

But hey, if it works for her....


What do you think about Caroline being okay with her husband's past infidelities?


Mar 17, 2013

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode Recap: A Stalking Faux Ex-Boyfriend


Porsha Stewart is unpacking from her Las Vegas trip. She asks her husband/daddy Kordell to look for her makeup bag and he finds the pregnancy test that Kandi bought her as a gag gift instead. He demands an explanation because he doesn't find the test to be a funny gag gift at all! First of all, I find it really hard to believe that Porsha didn't call her daddy/husband while in Vegas to tell him the story about Kandi buying her the test, second of all, Kordell is so friggin ugly I can't stand looking at his face for too long. Anywaydoe, Porsha goes to take the pregnancy test and it comes up as a big fat negative. Porsha is a little disappointed but Kordell seems fine with it. Don't he have a baby by one of Sheree's friends anyway?

Moving on...Kandi Burruss is opening up her own office space to run her multiple businesses. She's stressed out renovating her home, working on her office space and she is planning a housewarming party as well. Yawn...next....

Mrs. Nene Leakes is in New York City doing press for her television show "The New Normal". She stops by the Kelly and Michael show and her glam squad is making her look like a million bucks. Nene's transformation from season one until now is amazing. Y'all remember that horrible reddish weave and those tacky clothes she used to wear? Lawd.... an Atlanta country azz mess!





Mar 14, 2013

Real Reality Gossip Giveaway: Kenya Moore's Booty Boot Camp!


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Mama Dee & Mama Jones - BFF's!



If this ain't the cutest little friendship my eyes I have ever seen!

Ex-Love & Hip Hop New York's Mama Jones (mother of rapper Jim Jones) and Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Mama Dee (mother of rapper Lil' Scrappy) have become instant friends after meeting each other in mid-2012.

The new bff's have been hitting up appearances together and even had a slumber party one night. Man, I would have loved to be a fly on the wall of that gathering. I'm guessing the conversation consisted of talks about weed, Henny, old man peen and ratchet gutter-butt hip hop music...and in that order!



More pics of the twosome after the jump!

Mar 13, 2013

Kandi is Finally Suing Kim for 'Tardy for the Party' Royalties


Finally that country bumpkin Kandi Burruss got some sense!

After three years of (not so silently) fuming over being stiffed by ex-bff Kim Zolciak over the 'Tardy for the Party' song royalties, Kandi is finally sticking it to Kim and taking the Notorious W.I.G. to court! Oh, and I forgot to add, she will be represented by Phaedra Parks!

Tamar Braxton is Pregnant!


Oh lawd.com!

Tamar Braxton and her husband Vincent Herbert are expecting a baby! Tamar took to her Instagram to post pictures of her growing baby bump. I guess she realized that her singing career wasn't going to happen so now would be the best time to get sperminated!

Kimbella Vanderhee is Back to Her Pre-Baby Weight


I gotta give it up to ex-Love & Hip Hop New York's star Kimbella Vanderhee. She worked her little flat butt off by dieting and exercising in oder to get back to her pre-baby weight and look at her now, still shaped like a box of raisins but she has lost the weight and intends on keeping it off (until her baby daddy Juelz Santana knocks her up again of course!)

Kimbella has been Instagram straight flexin and showing off her new body at every chance she gets. More (potentially NSFW pics) after the jump!

Mar 10, 2013

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode Recap: What Happens in Vegas Has to be Approved by Your Daddy/Husband




The girls are getting ready to head off to Las Vegas for a little bit of fun. Cynthia Bailey is packing up her weave and holy fried ends! Did yall see that hair? Somebody get Cynthia some shears to clip them ends please! Kenya Moore stops by Cynthia's room and she tells her that she doesn't want Walter to be a topic of discussion especially if Phaedra and Porsha are in the room. She doesn't want to give Phaedra anymore ammunition which makes complete sense in my book. Phaedra is the kind of dirty friend that tells your business as soon as y'all have a falling out. Kenya says she doesn't know how she is going to deal on the four hour bus ride to Vegas but she thinks she will be okay as long as there is alcohol available...not that she's an alcoholic or anything...



Nene Leakes has a scene to shoot in Los Angeles so she will be flying first class to Vegas while the other ladies are riding there on a party bus. While on the bus, the ladies talk about going to the Crazy Horse strip club and Poesha immediately tells them she doesn't do strip clubs. Everyone just kind of rolls their eyes and ignore the ditzy broad.

Porsha & Kordell Stewart's Wedding Video!



Take a peek at the beautiful May 2011 wedding of Real Housewives of Atlanta's Porsha Stewart and her husband Kordell! The nuptials took place at the St. Regis hotel in Atlanta, Georgia. All I gotta say is, Porsha is one lucky broad! Get that money, girl!



Mar 9, 2013

Joe Budden Parties in Las Vegas with Mimi Faust's BFF



Back in the beginning of February, I made this post  about Joe Budden spending some time (and holding hands) with Mimi Faust's best friend, Ariane. And now, it looks like the twosome are taking their budding new romance across state lines as they recently popped up in Las Vegas, Nevada together.

Gloria Govan Says She's Done with Basketball Wives L.A.


Even though sources have reported that Basketball Wives L.A.'s Gloria Govan has been fired from the series, the reality t.v. star is trying to save face by telling the world she is quitting the show.



For those of you who care, watch the video below...

Jacqueline Laurita's Home is in Foreclosure?


I think this is what happens when you are so fixated on someone else's life that their troubles slowly become your problems as well!

Real Housewives of New Jersey's Jacqueline Laurita has allegedly found herself in a heap of problems lately. It was recently reported that Jacqueline owed the New Jersey Department of Taxation a whopping $338,000 and now, Celebrity Gossip Alley claims that the mother of three is facing foreclosure on her Franklin Lakes home!


Mar 5, 2013

Fashion Intermission: Get Malaysia Pargo's Fur & Gold Look



Basketball Wives L.A.'s Malaysia Pargo has been hitting the fashion jackpot lately. Doing backshots in booty magazines has given May May the coins to upgrade her wardrobe from Compton rat to Hollywood diva. If you're feelingt his look as much as I am, keep reading to see how you can recreate this look for less!

Mar 3, 2013

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode Recap: Midnight Dinner Parties & Beautiful Bunions



Nene Leakes and Greg are in their Los Angeles home getting ready for the rest of the ladies' arrival. Nene is planning a dinner party that night so that the girls can rub elbows with some of Hollywood's elite.  She also hired a bartender and a caterer for the shindig. After hanging out in L.A. for a couple of days, all of the ladies are going to fly out to Las Vegas. You know Vegas = drama so I am expecting some drama to brew!

The ladies (minus Phaedra Parks who missed her flight)land in L.A. and they try to take a stretch Hummer to Nene's house but they quickly learn that those twisty Hollywood Hills' roads were not made for stretch limos! They get stuck on one of the roads and Nene has to come down in her Escalade to rescue them.  She drives them to the home she rented for them and she invites them to a 9 o'clock dinner party at her home. The ladies are so tired from their flight but they're going to try to make it to the dinner because Nene is their girl and they don't want to let her down.

Sheree Whitfield Files Restraining Orders Against 3 Bloggers



Dang, it's getting messy in these mean virtual streets! Sheree Whitfield is tired of y'all documenting her downfall and now, she's taking her naysayers (and "stalkers") to court!

The fired Real Housewives of Atlanta star filed three restraining orders against Atlanta bloggers Tamara Brawner (a.k.a. Tamara Tattles), Quentin Latham (a.k.a. Funky Dineva) and Michelle Brown. Sheree claims that Tamara has been spying on her and illegally gaining access to the construction site where she is (still) building Chateau Sheree. Tamara took pics and video inside of the home and posted them to her site (smh). Sheree says Quentin and Michelle also trespassed on the construction site although they did not gain access into the unfinished home. 

Phaedra Parks Reportedly Filming Her Own Spinoff Show



Straight from the A is reporting that our least favorite country bumpkin Phaedra Parks is getting her own Bravo TV spinoff show. If you were hoping to catch a glimpse into the donkey booty connoisseur's second pregnancy, you're out of luck!



Jacqueline Laurita Owes the New Jersey Department of Taxation $338K



Wait a minute, so you're telling me that Teresa Giudice isn't the only New Jersey housewife that owes someone money? Oh, the deception! *sarcasm voice*

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Jacqueline Laurita owes the New Jersey Department of Taxation a whopping $338, 337.05 for unknown reasons. According to Stoopid Housewives, if Jack Daniels Laurita doesn't pay up soon, the state will go after her assets.

In case you forgot, Queen Teresa was ethered on seasons three and four of the series because the cast felt like she was hiding her financial issues. Now how much you wanna bet that the Laurita's debt will be swept under the rug during season five of the series? Shady azz Bravo TV!


What do you think about Jacqueline Laurita owing money to the state of New Jersey?