Our favorite Georgia peaches are back!
The episode kicks off with Porsha Stewart who is trying on dresses for Kordell's upcoming birthday.
Phaedra Parks stops by Kandi Burruss' new pad. They start talking about Nene Leakes' Shoe Dazzle party where Kenya Moore came dressed up as Phaedra. Phae-Phae tries to play it off like she wasn't bothered by the shade that Kenya was throwing. This idiot says she wasn't mad that Kenya came dressed up as her, she was more upset by the cheap Victoria's Secret panties Kenya was wearing. *Sigh* is it just me or is Phaedra getting more and more annoying as the season goes on?
Kenya and her fake booty are at the doctors office to get a biopsy done on her breast. Kenya says that due to her fauxlationship issues with Walter and her problems she's been having with Phaedra, she has not been paying attention to her health. What the fugg? You gonna let a fake boyfriend and some chick you've known for two months stop you from taking care of yourself? Yup, Kenya is cray-cray! I had to turn away when the doctor was poking at her boobie though. That ish was brutal.
Porsha is looking for a venue to host Kordell's birthday party and she brings her sister and her little niece along. They tour a mansion with a party planner and Porsha falls in love with the classic look of the house. During the tour, her niece starts cutting up and Porsha tries to calm her down but that baby was not feeling it. Was this really her niece or a child actor? That baby hated Porsha's guts! She almost threw her back out trying to get away from her!
Cynthia Bailey and her fierceness are at the Bailey Agency planning her new
Porsha tells Kordell about how she denied the Bailey Boys access into their home. Kordell is glad that Porsha "handled" that situation but she needs to "check it" with Cynthia. Um, check what? I'm confused. Kordell and his country bumpkin azz makes absolutely no sense every time he speaks. He will say about three words max and expect Porsha to fill in the blanks. I felt dumb as fawk after watching their entire exchange.
Kandi is in the studio (lawd, why?!) to record some new tracks. She's talking to the engineer and her manager Don Juan about how she's ready to work hard and crank out some hits! She also speaks about how she has gained weight and I'm glad she said it because I am beyond tired of looking at them hot links she packing on her neck.
Porsha and Cynthia meet at a bar and Porsha tells Cynthia about Kordell's birthday that she is planning. Cynthia decides this is a good time to bring up the pageant and she immediately fires Porsha and tells her she will no longer need her help. LMAO! How is this dumb broad gonna get fired from volunteering her services? Porsha didn't get any of the finished task that she requested from Porsha even though she purposely didn't give her a lot to do. Porsha is just upset that she needs to go back and tell Kordell she was given the boot from the pageant. I'm telling y'all, Kordell is her DADDY not her husband!
Kandi is in the studio talking about she wants to record a gospel album. Girl, bye! Aint nobody got time for you and your signing career! Stick to writing songs please, leave the vocals to Queen Bey.
It's the night of Kordell's birthday Porsha looks beautiful! I'm glad she picked the long formal dress it was the perfect fit for her. Kordell says this is his fortieth birthday and forty is a good age...for a man. God, this man makes me dislike him more and more every time he speaks! Cynthia feels obligated to show up to Kordell's party so she drags her hubby Peter along. Porsha is still pissed about getting fired from the pageant so things are a little tense between her and Cynthia.
High yellow elf eared Walter stops by the party by himself and everyone is like, "Where's Kenya?" and Walter has no idea because clearly, their fauxlationship is over. Kordell asks Cynthia if her relationship with Porsha is still cool. Cynthia tells him yes but inside, she means "hell no". Porsha joins the conversation, and Kordell goes off and tells the ladies they make him sick, and they need to make up because he says so! Wtf is up with this man? He has queen tendencies for real.
Kenya is back at the doctor's office and the doctor is telling her that stress can contribute to cancer and Kenya says "I know where the stress is coming from". Omg, if this delusional broad don't stop with this mess! Why is she still pretending that Walter was her man? Any stress caused by her fauxlationship was from her own doing! Anyway, the doctor gives the results and Kenya is cancer free! Woohoo!
This week's episode was dryer than a pack of beauty supply weave. Where the hell was Nene? Bravo better not be phasing her out of the show! I live for her blonde bouffant and Incredible Hulk stature!
What did you think of this week's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta?