Dec 30, 2013

Chrissy Lampkin Arrested and Charged with Aggravated Assault

How much you wanna bet she was fighting over Jim Jones?

Ex-Love & Hip Hop star Chrissy Lampkin was arrested at 2:30 a.m. in New Jersey after a bloody fight erupted. According to the New York Daily News, 42-year-old Chrissy became aggravated when a lady was sitting at the same sofa as her in a bar. The lady then allegedly bumped into someone in Chrissy's party and all hell broke loose. So we still fighting over petty shyt in 2013? Oh okay...

Chrissy was charged with aggravated assault and guess who came to her rescue and bailed her dumb azz out of jail? Her boo and fiance for life, Jimmy.

Chrissy should be ashamed of herself. She's almost 50 -years-old and still has the nerve to be up in bars fighting broads? Do better, dammit!

Mugshot and story via NY Daily News

Fashion Intermission: Get Draya Michele's Comfy Fur Look

Draya Michele, the star of the YouTube series "Blame Draya" recently wrapped up a photo shoot wearing this comfy fur vest and suede knee high boots. If you are feeling this look and want to recreate it yourself I have you covered!

Dec 29, 2013

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode Recap: Flying Cockroaches and Crocodile Tears

Well, this episode was disappointing. I was looking forward to some fukkery on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta show. I've been in bed with the cooties all day so some shade, reads and tomfoolery probably would have made me feel a ton better. I caught myself dozing off a few times so this recap might be missing some key pieces, just bare with me y'all!

Nene Leakes is such a miserable heffa, ain't she? I was so annoyed when she started to judge Cynthia Bailey (a.k.a. her "best friend") about how she was raising her daughter, Noelle. You see, Noelle has a boyfriend now and Cynthia drives them to the movies so they can go on dates. Nene thought that the fact that Noelle even had a boyfriend was unacceptable. I agree with Nene, I think it is unnecessary and inappropriate for a child to be actively going out on dates with someone at that young of an age but it is not Nene's place to make a comment about how Cynthia chooses to raise her daughter. And isn't Nene the broad that had a son arrested for stealing razors from Walmart?

Dec 28, 2013

Video: Draya's Painful Relationship with Dallas Cowboys Player, Orlando Scandrick

Have you ever came in contact with someone that was so dumb that you felt almost embarrassed for them? And then you sat back and wondered how that person even graduated from middle school? Well, that's the way I felt when I watched Draya Michele's new webisode series on You Tube.  The reality show entitled, Blame Draya, has cameras following the ex-Basketball Wives star as she and her new boo, Dallas Cowboys' Orlando Scandrick, get their charity on during the holidays.

The clip is about 19 minutes long and let me warn you, this episode is beyond painful. Draya and Orlando are constantly arguing about things like whether or not Beyonce is the Queen of everything and who is in charge of paying the Dallas police force.

I don't know how Orlando does it. I mean, he is clearly a little slow but he can do better than trashbox Draya. How or why he thought it was a good idea to wife her is beyond me. That voice of hers is so annoying and Orlando looks irritated by her dumb azz.  She is constantly arguing and debating with him on every little thing. That shyts gonna get real old real quick. Like, what real man wants to sit up and debate with his lady about whether or not Beyonce is better than Oprah? Is this really what life has come to?

Dec 26, 2013

This Week in Pictures: "Merry Christmas" Edition!

Sit back, relax, grab yourself a cup of eggnog and enjoy these pictures of your favorite reality t.v. stars as they get ready for the holidays!

Basketball Wives L.A.'s Draya Michele treats herself to a brand new Mercedes  G-Wagon. Must be nice...

Love & Hip Hop New York's Erica Mena isn't gonna let the spirit of Christmas stop her from dressing like a streetwalker. 

Dec 25, 2013

Evelyn Lozada is Engaged (Again)! Check Out Her Massive Engagement Ring!

What a difference a year makes I tell ya.  Basketball Wives Miami's Evelyn Lozada went from being engaged, married, and divorced to ex-NFL player Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson within a matter of months. She then had to deal with that sticky domestic violence situation which left her with a gash on her forehead and lead to Chad being arrested and losing numerous endorsement deals. Well, a little over a year later, Evelyn is now pregnant by Dodgers player Carl Crawford and to top it all off, he proposed to her this Christmas morning in Arizona! Awwww, heauxs be winning, right?!

Take a look at this massive rock!

Dec 24, 2013

Evelyn's Baby Daddy is in a Child Custody War with His Other Baby Mama

No you're not drunk, I know the title is kind of tricky but let me explain...

As everyone knows by now, chicken noodle-brained Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada is six months pregnant by Dodger's baseball player (and dummy of the decade) Carl Crawford. Evelyn's eldest daughter Shaniece is in her early 20s so it was time for Evelyn to stack some more child support checks for the next 18-years. Well, it looks like maybe she has bitten off a little more than she could chew because her baby daddy has a massive amount of fukkery brewing in his life.

Dec 22, 2013

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode Recap: Everyone Has Had a Taste of Mynique's Man

The ladies are taking a trip to Savannah, Georgia and we are less than two minutes into the episode and Porsha Stewart is crying crocodile tears over her allegedly gay ex-husband, Kordell. You see, the new chick Mynique Smith is a stay at home mom and let's her husband be the head of the household and Porsha is feeling salty because when she was married to Kordell and was catering his every need, she didn't get any of the support that the ladies are giving Mynique. Welp, Porsha. That's just the way the biased cookie crumbles sometimes.

The ladies pull up to the haunted Wedding Cake Mansion and although Nene Leakes planned the entire trip, Kandi Burruss' midget azz thinks it's okay to stake claim on the master bedroom. Who does this short armed five-head heaux really think she is? She wants to act all big and bad in front of the group but can't stand up to her own mama. Smh, what a shame.

Surprisingly, Nene keeps her cool and doesn't demote Kandi to one of the guest rooms but of course she has to address the room situation in front of everyone. Kandi had no rebuttal except for that dumb facial expression she always makes (don't act like you don't know what face I'm talking about).

Giudices vs. Gorgas: The Yearly Family Christmas Card Showdown!

It's that time of year once again! Man, 2013 has flown by so fast! I know I've been slacking on the updates but sometimes a girl needs to relax, drank some wine, and eat massive amounts of chocolate chip cookies. Don't worry, I'll be back on my blog grind in the next few weeks but for now, I wanted to see what y'all thought about the Giudices and Gorga's annual christmas cards. Which card do you prefer?

First up, the Gorgas:

Nov 29, 2013

Evelyn Lozada is Pregnant!

Lawd hammercy!

Basketball Wives Miami's Evelyn Lozada has announced that she is six months pregnant by some unidentified sperm. Ok, I kid, I kid. Evelyn refused to identified who has knocked her up but sources on the street say she is ALLEGEDLY pregnant by this guy...

Nov 17, 2013

Kim Zolciak Shares a Picture of Her Growing Pregnant Belly

Ouch, that looks painful.

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak is preparing for their birth of her twin babies that are due later this month.  The mother of four shared the picture on her Instagram with her belly looking like it was literally going to explode. The human body is amazing, ain't it?

Kim and her hubby, Altanta Falcon's Kroy Biermann, have two children together and Kroy is also helping to raise Kim's two older daughters from a previous relationships. Kroy, who just turned 28-years-old, has become a father of six in just three short years. How crazy is that?

You know I don't give three shyts about Kim but I can't wait to see the twins, how about you?

Keyshia Cole, Come Get Your Husband: Daniel "Booby" GIbson Poses with a Stripper!

How cute is this picture? It's just too bad it couldn't last...

It's no secret that Keyshia Cole and her husband Daniel "Bobby" Gibson are having marital problems. The stars of the BET series, "Keyshia & Daniel: Family First" have been taking shots at each other on Instagram and Twitter for the past 3 months. Things looked to be getting better when the twosome celebrated Keyshia's birthday together last month, but now it looks like their relationship has gone to the point of no return.

With rumors of infidelity being splattered across blogs and gossip websites, Booby has always maintained that he has never and would never cheat on Keyshia. Welp, all that looks like it might change. Booby returned to his hometown in Houston this weekend and stopped by a strip club with his boys. Daniel, a married man and father of one, found it necessary to post the following picture on his Instagram.

If you have a weak stomach, turn away now!

This Week in Pictures: "Hair Laid" Edition

Enjoy these pictures of your favorite reality t.v. stars with their hair fried, dyed and laid to the side!

Hollywood Exes' Nicole Murphy snaps a picture with her and Eddie Murphy's daughters Shayne and Bria

Love & Hip Hop New York's Yandy Smith looks beautiful with her long and silky locks. 

Nov 8, 2013

Ok, Erica Dixon, You Can Stop Trying to Make Scrappy Jealous Now...

Enough is enough, Erica Dixon. I know you're too through with Lil' weak azz Scrappy but your rebound relationship is lasting a little too long for my liking. I've had it up to HERE with your new boyfriend and his attention-whoring antics on the interwebs. I know, I know, I know, I don't have to follow this lame on Instagram (and Twitter) but I only follow him to give myself a good chuckle. This boy is parched, anybody got a Fiji water bottle?

Erica's man O'shea (a.k.a. Reuben) Russell was going for a walk (no ride?) when he was hit by a car. The damage to his leg was so intense that he has now undergone four surgeries. Oh, if you want to see pictures of his meat hanging off his leg, they are posted on his Instagram of course (told y'all he was an attention heaux).

O'shea's fourth surgery was this past week and would you believe this dummy was Instagramming and making collages while sitting up in his hospital bed? And while he was professing his love for Ms. Erica Dixon, her azz was nowhere in sight. She couldn't even stop by to hold her boo's hand through the pain? She couldn't have an edible arrangement sent to his bedside? So much for "stand by your man", huh? Anywaydoe...

Read more to see O'shea doing the most up in the hospital.

Nov 7, 2013

Porsha Stewart: Typical Bird-Brained Gold Digging Failure Says Kordell is Gay

Man this heaux pissed me off this week!

Just like everyone and their mama, I watched the season premier of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and cringed every time Porsha Stewart opened her mouth to talk about her divorce. Those fake tears, the stories about how she tried so hard to be a good wife, her mom's beauty supply store lacefront wig. Ugh. I wanted to punt my t.v. out the window.

The one thing that erked me (is "erked" even a word???) to no end was when Porsha insinuated that her ex-husband Kordell Stewart was a homosexual. Wayamin' so you laid up with the man for two years and defended his sexuality to anyone who would talk bad about him but NOW that he don't want your azz you want to claim that he's gay?

Nov 2, 2013

This Week in Pictures: Halloween Edition!

Check out these pictures of your favorite reality t.v. stars in their Halloween costumes!

Basket Ball Wives L.A.'s Draya Michele surely scared the crap out of every child in her neighborhood with this "costume". Ain't it funny how she doesn't dress like a heaux ever since she got a boyfriend?

Hollywood Exes' Nicole Murphy looks beautiful (as usual) in her cat woman costume. Meow!

Oct 30, 2013

Dina Manzo Announces Her Return to Real Housewives of New Jersey

God has spoken! My (second) favorite housewife is returning to Bravo Tv!

Rumors have been swirling all year about a possible ex-housewife returning to the Real Housewives of New Jersey series. And now, Dina Manzo herself has confirmed that she will be returning to the show next season!

Camille Grammer's Greek Hunk Assaults Her - Camille Files Restraining Order

Oh me, oh my. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Camille Grammer just might be having the worst month ever.

After receiving treatment for endometrial cancer, Camille was in a Houston hotel room recovering from the surgery when her boyfriend, Dimitri Charalambopoulus (yeah, say that name three times fast) received a text message from another woman. The woman then called Dimitri on the phone and it sparked a physical altercation between Camille and Dimitri.

Oct 28, 2013

Erica Dixon's New Boyfriend Oshea Russell Gets Exposed!

Awww, sookie sookie now! Now, I ain't one to believe mindless gossip on the interwebs...ok I'm lying, so what?

Something about Erica Dixon's new boyfriend really rubs me the wrong way. From his attention whoring, to his bible verse sprawled across his nekkid chest, to him "turning up" in the club just a week after his brother was killed. Everything about the 21-year-old father of three just screams "run away, Erica! Don't look back, girl!"

So I was getting my normal insta-stalk on when I came across Erica's page. She posted a picture of her new boyfriend, Virginia native Oshea Russell and the comments section of the picture blew all the way up! Some one under the anonymous name of 'realchristian2' (how fitting) spilled all the tea!

Oct 27, 2013

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Erica Dixon is Pregnant?

Oh lawd, please let my eyes be deceiving me!

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Erica Dixon spent the weekend partying away with her boyfriend Oshea Russell and his friends in Atlanta.  Everything was all good until the following photo was posted on Erica's Instagram. Call me crazy but I see a baby bump!

Click more to view the picture

Oct 21, 2013

Draya Treats Her Dad to the Eagles vs. Cowboys Football Game

Things are still going strong between Basketball Wives L.A.'s Draya Michele and her NFL boo Orlando Scandrick.  The pair have been dating since the summer and Draya has been flying her fake cheeks back and forth to Dallas to watch Orlando play.  This past Sunday, Orlando's team the Cowboys were taking on the Philadelphia Eagles. Draya's dad just happens to live in Philly so not only did Draya get him tickets to the game, he got to go on the field and snap a pretty cool picture.

Click more to view the picture!

Oct 13, 2013

Erica Dixon's Boyfriend Loses a Loved One to Gun Violence - Also, Is There Trouble in Paradise for the Couple?

Oshea Russell and his younger brother Victor Russell

Things have been pretty quiet between Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Erica Dixon and her boyfriend, Oshea Russell. I mean, things were sooo quiet that I have been thinking about writing a blog post about it for the last week or so. The couple, who were pictured together every weekend all boo'd up at different nightclubs, have not been pictured together in weeks. Oshea, with his love of collages, has not created a collage devoting his love to Erica in weeks. It appeared to me, that things were cooling off between the twosome and then this happened...

Camille Grammer Diagnosed with Cancer

Real Housewives of Beverly Hill's Camille Grammer has just revealed, through her rep, that she has been diagnosed with early stage endometrial cancer. Damn...

The cancer, which effects the inner lining of the uterus, forced Camille to go under the knife for a hysterectomy.  Her rep told People Magazine about the surgery which took place last Friday. Camille is resting and expected to make a successful recovery. 

Camille's mother has fought cancer herself which has led Camille to being very diligent about her yearly check-ups. Thankfully, Camille has able to catch the cancer in the early stages.

Get well soon, Camille!

Sep 29, 2013

Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Finale Episode Recap

The editing in this episode was embarrassing! I know there was a lawsuit involved in the Posche 2 fight but cottdammit Bravo producers, can you throw a girl a bone or two? I was so lost during the whole Joe Gorga and Johnny fight. It has been widely reported that one of the main issues was swept under the wrong. Allegedly, Penny (Johnny's wife) blew the lid on Albert Manzo's cheating and she was fed all of the information by Bravo's producers. For whatever reason, the producers decided not to air any of the footage that discussed Albert and his wandering peen. Hmm...I wonder why?

Sep 17, 2013

Kroy Biermann Injured - Goodbye NFL!

Just days after celebrating his 28th birthday, Kim Zolciak's husband, Atlanta Falcon's Kroy Biermann, has suffered a season-ending football injury.  Poor Kroy suffered an achilles tear and will spend the rest of the NFL season on the sidelines.  Awww, po' thang.

Sep 15, 2013

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode Mini Recap

I had such high hopes for this episode. It really looked like the Gorgas and Giudices were ending the feud once and for all. How ignorant of me, right?

Teresa Giudice tells her mother and mother-in-law that they are going to have a family lunch (including Joe & Melissa Gorga) everyone shows up for lunch except for Teresa's father Giacinto Gorga who is in the hospital with kidney stones. Man, I was hoping Papa G would be there to regulate on Joe Gorga. But luckily, no regulation was needed because it was a big ol' smooch fest. No arguing, no fighting, and the siblings promised to have each other's backs.

Uh huh, yeah right.

This Week in Pictures: "WTF Are You Wearing?" Edition

Enjoy these pictures from your favorite reality t.v. stars!

This dress is a big fat HELL NO! Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Erica Dixon stepped out in this skin tight gator skinned monstrosity. And don't even get me started on those orthopedic nude pumps and matching nude lipstick LOL. Such a pretty face but what a clusterfukk of a disaster from head to toe. 

I just can't with these two....Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J really thought this was a good idea? This fabric looks like they got it out of the dollar bin at Joann's. And can someone explain to me why Joseline is in color and Stevie is in the back looking a dusty black & white mess?

Sep 13, 2013

Video: Kim Zolciak Celebrates Her Husband Kroy's Birthday

Yesterday, ex-Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak celebrated her hubby Kroy's birthday and posted the above collage on her Instagram page. Kroy has finally turned 28-years-old and will be a father of six children smh.

Here's the special message Kim wrote for Kroy:

Sep 11, 2013

Teresa Giudice Buys Nene Leakes A Super Expensive Wedding Gift

And y'all thought that Teresa was going to slow down her spending after her federal indictment? Tre will spend every last penny and you heaux will deal!

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Nene Leakes spoke to RadarOnline and gushed about the pricey gift from Real Housewives of New Jersey's Queen Teresa Giudice.

"Teresa Giudice gave me Hermes plates, they were very expensive, " Nene bragged. Who the hell talks about money and gifts like that? Nene is so materialistic and shallow!

Anywaytho, the plates allegedly cost close to $7,000 according to Nene's registry. I could think of about a thousand other ways Teresa could have spent that money but hey, it's her money not mine!

Celebrity judge Joe Mathis also dropped a few thousand on some Hermes crystal glasses for Nene and her new/old husband Gregg. Who knew Judge Joe and Nene were even friends like that? Nene also claims that Bravo exec Andy Cohen gave her a "really nice gift" although she surprisingly didn't elaborate on what he gave her.

Rich people just be wasting money, huh?

What do you think about Teresa Giudice spending 7K on Nene's wedding gift?