Dec 29, 2012

Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Recap: Part 1

Oh me, oh my! I finally got caught up with my reality t.v. shows and was able to tune in to a rerun of the Real Housewives of Miami reunion special part one. These ladies were bringing it with their sequined dresses and filthy mouths!

My favorite wife from this season is definitely Adrianna De Moura. Ohhh emm geee. I wish I could think as fast as her so I could slay and ether heauxs on a daily basis! Adrianna is the Queen of shade and backhanded comments.  She went toe to toe with Joanna Krupa and dragged her from Poland all the way back to Miami all in sixty minutes!

The reunion also focused on Karent Sierra's failed relationship with Mexican soap star Rudolfo. It seems like Karent was the only one who believed that Rudolfo was faithful to her.  Everybody knows *Phaedra voice* that if Rudolfo is sexting crater face Ana Quincoces, he is clearly cheating and will cheat on you with anyone! That man had absolutely no standards.

More after the jump

Lea Black and Marysol Patton are still beefing over last year's Black's Gala and these two don't look like they're going to make up any time soon. What was mind blowing to me was Ana going off on that old lady Lea wtf was that all about? Hasn't she ever heard of "respect your elders"? Ana is in line for a beat down with those comments about Lea "breaking a hip" and making fun of her socially awkward son (okay, I kind of laughed at that comment but it was still mean as hell).

Joanna and her alcohol issues were brought up and of course Joanna doesn't think she has a problem.  I knew she was a crazy drunky when the series first started and I called her out on it via Twitter (she blocked me of course).  But like Adrianna said, if your own mother, sister, and fiance are telling you that you have issues with alcohol then don't you think you should step back and reevaluate your drinking habits a little bit?

Part two will have Mama Elsa (love her!) and Alex Echavvaria joining the cast to put their .02 cents in. I'm looking forward to it, are you? See y'all next Thursday at 9 p.m. on Bravo TV!


  1. Um is that Kris Jenner and what happened to her face???!!!!

    1. Yup! Lol, she had an allergic reaction while on vacation. Cute, right? lol