Oct 30, 2012

Basketball Wives L.A. - Matt Barnes Suspended by the NBA

Things aint looking too good in the Barnes-Govan household.  Rumors swirled earlier this week about Gloria "From Groupie to Wife" Govan possibly being fired from Basketball Wives L.A. after she snuck off to Las Vegas to marry her baby daddy, Los Angeles Clippers Matt "Skeletor" Barnes.  Now today, TMZ is reporting that Matt has been suspended by the NBA for his arrest that took place back in July.

On July 31st, Matt was arrested in Manhattan Beach, California for driving under a suspended license and for resisting arrest.  The NBA has suspended Matt for one game after he pleaded "no contest" to interfering with the duties of a police officer.  Matt took to his Twitter to air out his frustration:

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Basketball Wives L.A. - Episode 8 Recap, the Fight That We Will Never Witness

Photo Courtesy of TMZ

Things picked up where they left off with this snorefest... Brooke "Side Pony Tail Why?" Bailey's birthday pool party with her Costco cake.  The ladies are all being cordial but Jackie Christie is prepared for war, you know, just in case little Draya tries to pop off. Towards the end of the party, Jackie approaches Draya to try and smooth things over and the scene was just weird.  Jackie was caressing Draya's face and staring at her lovingly.  Can't nobody tell me that Jackie does not want a taste of Draya's crunchy taco.  It's beyond obvious at this point.

Laura "Forever a Fiancee" Govan meets up with BambiMoGumsThanTeef in the park.  Laura is trying to convince Bambi that she is not friends with Jackie and that she is not two faced.  This dude Bambi is not feeling it though.  The whole scene was pretty sad because Laura was practically begging for a hug, and friendship, from Bambi.  Laura, why would anyone want to be friends with someone who talks behind people's back all day? Think about that question and get back to me...

Malaysia "Library Voice" Pargo, Draya, and Teef meet up at Geisha House restaurant and they get right down to business.  Teef talks about her meeting with Laura and then the conversation goes back to Jackie of course.  Teef and Draya then make out right there in front of MayMay and zero panties got wet.  I would have paid money to NOT have witnessed that mess.

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Oct 29, 2012

Real Housewives Miami - Charity Party Gone Wrong

Photo Courtesy of Bravotv.com

Is that supposed to be Adriana or Priscilla Pressley in the middle? That photoshop editor did her face so wrong!

Have I mentioned that if you aren't watching the Real Housewives of Miami you are missing out? These ladies are bring that caliente messiness for my soul! Tonight's episode did not disappoint. We had everything from nip slips galore, to queens fighting, to broomsticks being used as weapons...and in that order! This series is definitely making a name for itself and putting the Miami series on the map!

But anyway, let's get down to the good stuff.  There were so many different beefs going on in this episode so I'm going to try to break them all down. Joanna Krupa's sister Marta admits to getting her horizontal salsa on with Girls Gone Wild sleazybucket Joe Francis (and she just happened to be underage at the time of the incident. No comment on that one.) Joanna and Marta sit down to discuss Marta's loose coot and then Joanna goes off on a tangent and starts going in on Marysol Patton's fur shawl thingy she had on.  My motto for 2012 is "live and let live" and that's exactly what Joanna needed to do in that situation.  Although she is an advocate for PETA, she cannot tell someone else what to wear and she should not ruin her night over it either.  But hey, the Krupa sister's are sloppy drunks that are full of drama so I wouldn't expect for them to attempt to keep it classy at this party!

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Oct 28, 2012

Keyshia & Daniel - Episode 3 "I Aint Thru" Recap

Photo Courtesy of Keyshia's Twiiter

I'm so late I seriously cannot keep up with all of these shows! I'm going to try to do better but my reality t.v. calendar be poppin these days!

Daniel "Boobie" Gibson is scheduled to see a doctor in Los Angeles and have surgery on his tendon that he injured during his basketball game.  While his wife, Keyshia Cole, is there and trying to comfort Boobie, she gets a call from someone saying that her mother, Frankie Lons, is running around Oakland asking people for drugs.  I thought Frankie was clean now? That's too bad. Get some help Frankie girl. Keyshia ain't got time for Frankie and her madness because she's married now, y'all! And she isn't leaving Boobie's side for nothing.

During the surgery, Keyshia's adoptive mother ,Yvonne, stops by the hospital and she brings Keyshia's adorable son Daniel Jr. with her. Yvonne is determined to find out what's going on with Frankie so she calls Frankie's sister and what do you know, Frankie is there and she is saying she will go to rehab in Los Angeles but she doesn't want to detox for two months because she has cats to take care of in Atlanta.

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Basketball Wives L.A. - Four of the Ladies Have Been Fired!

Photo Courtesy of VH1.com

Hell hath no fury like a production company scorned!

Basketball Wives L.A. has just gone through a major shake up and it's all due to one of the Wives becoming an actual wife. Ain't that some bull?!

According to TMZ, when Gloria Govan ran off to Vegas to marry her baby daddy, NBA player Matt Barnes, she failed to inform the producers and they felt disrespected. Apparently, many of the wives are holding back on their story lines and they are no allowing the show to film their true realities.  Gloria's secret wedding was the straw that broke the camel's back and the producers are busy getting four pink slips ready.

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Oct 27, 2012

This Week in Pictures October 21st - 27th, 2012

Enjoy these pictures from your favorite reality t.v. stars!

Keyshia Cole's husband, Daniel "Boobie" Gibson, poses with fans. 10/27

RHOATL's newcomer Kenya Moore takes a pic with Tracy Edmonds at the "Flight" movie premier. 10/24

BBWLA's Laura Govan and her fiance Gilbert Arenas. 10/25

L&HHNY's Olivia needs to let that blonde go. 10/27

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Oct 26, 2012

Real Housewives of Miami - Things Are Heating Up

Photo Courtesy of Bravotv.com

I will be the first to admit, I didn't give the first season of the Real Housewives of Miami a chance.  The show was dry, the characters were lackluster and to be honest, I could barely understand what half of them were saying.  Well, Bravo revamped the cast and added some fire to the show. Now, I can't stop watching!

My only issue with this season is Joanna Krupa and her sister Marta. I feel like they're putting on for the cameras.  They are so extra and it's beyond annoying.  Last night was Lisa Hochstein's lingerie party at her beautiful mansion and Lea Black, the old lady of the cast, brought Joe Francis (the Girls Gone Wild guy) as her guest. Joe spills the beans that he had relations with Joanna and her sister Marta and all hell broke loose! Joanna denied it of course but Marta was sitting there giggling like a little girl, so you know what that means! 

Next episode is going to be goooood! Lea's drag queen friend Elaine throws someone in the pool, and Adriana De Moura slaps the shizz out of Joanna! 

Have you been watching the Miami series? What are your thoughts on the show?

The Houstons: On Our Own - Am I The Only One Watching This Train Wreck?

Photo of Bobbi Kristina and Her Fiance Nick Gordon from Her Twitter

Eight months after the passing of Whitney Houston, her family thought it would be a brilliant idea to film a reality show on the Lifetime network.  The show centers around Pat Houston (Whitney's sister-in-law), her husband Gary Houston (Whitney's brother), Bobbi Kristina Brown (Whitney's daughter) and a slew of unattractive family members with horrible weaves.

I only watched episode two and the thirty minute show was painful and uncomfortable to sit through.  Although I am a reality t.v. lover, I have to draw the line with this garbage.  The Houstons are clearly exploiting Bobbi Kris and I feel that the cameras are unrightfully intruding on her grieving process.  Pat Houston is portraying this "matriarch" role but I have to question her intentions if she actually thought that filming this show would be a good idea.  

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Music Intermission

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Oct 25, 2012

Basketball Wives - Laura Govan Wants Groupies to Leave the Show

Photo Courtesy of Laura's Twitter

With the ratings for Basketball Wives L.A. slowly declining after each episode, viewers have taken to their Twitters to pop off about the dry and stale show.  In comparison to the Miami franchise, the L.A. ladies just aren't bringing the type of entertainment that us fans drool over (i.e. extreme messiness, cat fights, thrown bottles, and lavish vacations.)

A fan tweeted Shaunie O'neal and pleaded that she do something with the L.A. series to make it better.  Shaunie replied with something along the lines of "how about shaking up the cast?".  I would have to agree with Shaunie's statement.  As I have implied before, if the show added more cast members that were not bound by gag orders, the story lines and conflicts would be easier to comprehend and the show would have a better flow to it.

Well, Laura "Forever a Fiancee" Govan sat down with S2S magazine to give an interview about Shaunie's suggestion of changing up the cast members.  First, Laura snatched Shaunie's wig by stating that Shaunie is not involved and barely has any control over the L.A. series.  Then, Laura proceeded to throw major shade at the "groupies" of the L.A. cast.

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Real Housewives - Kroy Surprises Kim with a Gift

Photo Courtesy of Kim's Twitter

I had to post this gem of a tweet that came from Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak.  Kim's stylist Shun was so excited today to show off a pair of sneakers that Kim's husband, Atlanta Falcon's Kroy Biermann, had specially made for her.

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Real Housewives ATL - Kim Stole Kandi's Baby Name!

Photo Courtesy of Kim's Twitter

Does anyone remember that Sex & The City episode where the ladies head out to Connecticut to attend their old friend Laney's baby shower?  When Laney tells her guest what she plans on naming her unborn child, it just so happens to be the name that Charlotte had already picked out for her non-existent (at the time) future child. Charlotte was not having it that day!

Well, something similar has allegedly happened on the Real Housewives of Atlanta. This is a spoiler alert so don't read any further if you don't want to know what happens on episode one.

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Oct 23, 2012

Basketball Wives - Royce & Dez Briscoe Update

Photo Courtesy of Royce's Twitter

Royce must not know I'm the insta-stalkin' twitter-hawkin' queen!  These "celebs" love telling their business online and I love putting the puzzle pieces together for my readers!

Yesterday I published a post about Basketball Wives Miami star Royce Reed possibly reconciling with her cheating ex-boyfriend, Dez Briscoe.  Well, as we all know, Royce is a twitter-crazed cheerleader who can't keep anything to herself and tonight, she posted this tweet on her Twitter:

Who is in Washington D.C. other than her Washington Redskin's ex-boyfriend Dez? Royce *smh* please prove me wrong.  This 23 year-old boy ain't it for you boo.  Do better.

Hopefully by the time I wake up tomorrow, Royce will be tweeting about going to D.C. to do something other than chase the 'D'.  If so, I will gladly delete this post!

What do you think about Royce flying out to potentially see her ex-boyfriend Dez?

Basketball Wives L.A. - Episode 7 Recap

Photo Courtesy of VH1.com

Malaysia "Library Voice" Pargo and Draya "Eternal Groupie" slide into a bar wearing the shortest short-sets my eyes have ever seen.  They were begging for yeast infections with those getups.  I thought things couldn't get any worse until two seconds later when Brooke Bailey prances in with her build-a-body. I promise I let out a "oh hayle naw!" as soon as that mess hit my television screen.

Am I the only person that is tired of seeing women with these manufactured hips and butts? This "trend" has gotten completely out of control.  Note to the ladies: looking like a Budweiser Clydesdale is not a good look. Stop it!!

The ladies discuss none other than Jackie "Lazarus" Christie and her wedding. Don't these birds get tired of having Jackie's name in their mouth? The scene cuts to Jackie and her prisoner husband Doug as they meet with their wedding officiator.  Jackie lets this poor man know that if someone short, with a pointy nose and big brown eyes (a.k.a. Draya) tries to get into the wedding that he should call security.  Am I the only one who thinks that Jackie wants a taste of Draya's t.v. dinner? I think the majority of Jackie's frustration comes from the fact that Draya is not attracted to Jackie and her peanut brittle lady parts.  Anywaytho, I digress...

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Oct 22, 2012

Basketball Wives - Laura Govan's Baby Daddy Might Be Moving to China

Laura Govan and her fiance Gilbert Arenas

Laura "Forever a Fiancee" Govan really thought she had it made when she and her fiance, NBA player Gilbert Arenas, reconciled late last year.  But, unfortunately for Laura, things are not looking promising for Gilbert's NBA career.  After being cut loose by the Memphis Grizzlies last season, Gilbert has had trouble finding a team to give him a chance.  So what do most players do when their careers are over but they still have child support, groupie expenses and Bentley car notes to pay? They head overseas to play for a measly salary (in comparison to what they made in the States).

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Basketball Wives - Royce Reed Begging for Another Heartbreak

Photo of Royce and Her Son Boyfriend Courtesy of Royce's Twitter

Everyone has that friend that does the dumbest stuff over and over again.  Royce Reed of Basketball Wives Miami is that friend (in my head) that just can't seem to get it right!

Back in May of 2011, everything was peaches and lilies for 30 year-old Royce and her NFL boyfriend, 23 year-old Dez Briscoe, until Dez appeared on an episode of Basketball Wives professing his love for Royce.  Christina, Dez' baby mother, took to her Twitter page to let Royce know that although Dez was proclaiming his love for her, he was still blowing up her inbox with racy text messages. Christina came with the receipts and posted screenshots of some of the inappropriate text messages that Dez had been sending her while he was dating Royce.

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Real Housewives - Atlanta Season 5 Supertrailer

Photo Courtesy of Bravo


The Season 5 supertrailer for the Real Housewives of Atlanta has just been released and the tomfoolery is on a hundred thousand trillion zillion!

  • Greg Leakes wants Nene back in his life.
  • Kim and Kroy are getting evicted from their "dreaammm hommeeeee" *Nene voice*
  • Kandi is playing suga mama to a young tender.
  • Phaedra is now doing pet funerals
  • Apollo is getting his side piece on by flirting with new cast member Kenya...right in front of his wife's face!
  • Kenya (old head groupie) is trying to get engaged.
  • Cynthia and Peter...ehhhh...ummmm....they don't really have a story line so I guess we will be forced to see more scenes from that stale Bailey Agency and Bar NOne.
  • Newcomer Porscha might be the only rich bitch on the entire cast.
  • Sheree - oh wait, Shebroke got fired. Po' lil thang!

You can watch the supertrailer here:

In case Bravo removes the video by the time I publish this post, you can also watch the video HERE.

The new season premiers Sunday, November 4th. Set your DVR's!

Oct 21, 2012

Tamar & Vince - Couple Plans to Sell Their Home

Photo Courtesy of Tamar's Twitter

Well, what do we have here? Our least favorite Braxton, Tamar.com and her husband Vincent Herbert, have found themselves in the news a lot recently.  The couple have been plagued with divorce rumors and now, they have placed their Hidden Hills, California home on the market.

Tamar and Vince bought the San Fernando Valley home in September of 2011 for $7 million dollars.  And now, a little over a year later, they are trying to unload the mansion for the bargain price of $7.5 million.  Is this a case of Vince thinking his money was longer than it really was and he is now forced to get rid of the home? Did Vince realize that he really doesn't need a house of this size? Or, is the couple really headed for divorce?

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Oct 20, 2012

Keyshia & Daniel - Episode 2 Recap

Photo Courtesy of Keyshia's Twitter

Excuse me for being late with this recap but I have been so busy with life and blogging about other shows that I forgot to recap "Keyshia & Daniel: Family First" episode two.  So, here it goes!

Keyshia Cole and Daniel "Boobie" Gibson exchange vows at their wedding ceremony in Hawaii and the setup was absolutely beautiful.  Boobie looked delicious in an all white suit and Keyshia's dress was very pretty and princess-like but lawdddd....I never thought Keyshia looked like her mother Frankie until I watched this episode. During the entire wedding ceremony, Keyshia had the most stank look on her face complete with turnt up lips to the sky.  I'm going to give her a pass though, I think she was trying to hold back tears so she wouldn't mess up her makeup.

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This Week in Pictures - October 14th-20th, 2012

Enjoy these pictures from your favorite reality t.v. stars!

BBW Miami's Jennifer Williams poses in her Lucid & Luxury shirt. 10/18

BBW Miami's Evelyn Lozada and Shaunie O'neal enjoy a night out. 10/20

BBWLA's Draya goes back to blonde. 10/20

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Oct 19, 2012

Real Housewives - Danielle Staub to Return to Jersey Housewives?

Picture of Danielle and her daughters via her Twitter

Dreams really do come true!

TMZ is reporting that ex-New Jersey housewife Danielle Staub was in New York on the 17th of October and she had a sit down meeting with Housewives executive producer, Andy Cohen.  Danielle said, "There was a lot of talk about everything, including Housewives."

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Music Intermission

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Oct 18, 2012

Special 'Thank You' to My Readers!

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Oct 17, 2012

Basketball Wives - Laura's Baby Daddy Dated Brooke's Friend

Welcome to another episode of "As the Hoe World Turns"

The Basketball Wives series is known to be a messy platform to expose these "wives" as the groupies that they really are.  Most of the cast members have slurped and guzzled some of the same ballers so I wasn't too surprised when I came across some juicy information that involves Laura "Forever a Fiancee" Govan, her baby fava Gilbert Arenas, and Basketball Wives L.A.'s newest cast member, Brooke "Midget Features" Bailey.  Don't worry, Brooke did not sample Gilbert...but her friend Terricka did!

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Oct 16, 2012

Basketball Wives - The Stormy Relationship Between Laura Govan & Her Fiance Gilbert

Gilbert Arenas and Laura Govan

Laura "Forever a Fiancee" Govan is the messy two-faced muskrat on Basketball Wives L.A. Laura currently has four children with NBA player Gilbert Arenas and their relationship has been anything but smooth sailing.  I have compiled a timeline of notable highlights in these two coocadoodles' relationship.  Hold on tight because this is going to be a bumpy ride.

In 2001, a 20 year old Gilbert was headed to the NBA draft when he meets 22 year old Laura who was working PR for the Sacramento Kings and worked alongside players like Shaquille O'neal and Chris Webber.  Their relationship begins and Gilbert ends up getting drafted to the Golden State Warriors. 

Between 2001 and 2006 their relationship included incidents like Gilbert cheating on Laura with multiple groupies (more of that to come in a later post), Laura and Gilbert breaking up numerous times, Gilbert cutting off communication with Laura because she did not clean his father's car and Gilbert leaving Laura because their home was too messy.  Anyone else think Gilbert might be a neat freak?  Laura was pregnant with their first child during this time (a baby girl) and Gilbert questioned the paternity of the child because allegedly Laura was "seeing" NBA player Chris Webber while she was pregnant with Gilbert's baby.  

A photo of Laura and her eldest child

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Oct 15, 2012

Basketball Wives a.k.a. The Jackie Christie Show

Jackie "Slinky Neck" Christie was the topic for the latest episode of Basketball Wives L.A. Oh wait, Jackie is always the topic of this dry ass show.

The episode continued with a "fight" between Jackie and Draya.  To be honest, whatever went down happened so fast that I have no idea what happened.  All I know is Jackie is too old to be on this show, and she's too old to be picking fights with young 20 and 30-somethings.  Do better, Jackie.

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Basketball Wives - An Old Pic of Brooke Bailey

In case you forgot, this is what Brooke looks like now (second from right):